“it is indisputable that there are monkeys of Jewish origin.”

A Sudanese journalist who blogs for a popular liberal Arabic website claims that macaque monkeys are directly descended from Jews, a phenomenon which occurred after Allah punished the Hebrew people for desecrating the Sabbath, The Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI) reported Wednesday.

h/t MP

  • tom_billesley

    Hamas will declare that these macaques are not Sabra, but Khazar.
    A young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only — aping humans — after a near death experience, the zoo’s veterinarian said Wednesday.
    Natasha, a 5-year-old black macaque at the Safari Park near Tel Aviv, began walking exclusively on her hind legs after a stomach ailment nearly killed her, zookeepers said.

    • Yeah, I keep coming across this Khazar idea on Muslim websites and twitter and so on. When you say “you realize there’s no DNA evidence for this, right?” the response is that Jews control all the science-stuff and so on so there wouldn’t be, would there?

      • Waffle

        They like the esoteric. BTW have you read Koestlers Thirteenth Tribe.

        • No. I assumed he popularized the Khazar theory, although I could be wrong. Brilliant man, but definitely tending towards the nutty as he aged.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I will wait to see how loudly Peter Beinart cheers.

  • Waffle

    That monkey looks a lot like Bernie Farber. Do you think this radical concept just my have something to it.

  • k1962

    Such an idiot.

  • Clausewitz

    Yeah but those monkeys are still smarter than your average Arab.

  • WalterBannon

    Ah, Muslim science.

    These evil muslim idiots would be greatly improved by being nuked

  • But will believers in the Theory of Evolution agree with him?

    This guy is just the limit.