The Truth about Mohammed

ISIS, which already has maps of the parts of the world it would like to conquer, is turning its attention to space. Its supporters have found Mohammed’s name on the planet Pluto and are demanding that the frozen world on the fringes of the solar system be renamed “The Moon of Mohammed”.

Considering that Pluto was the Roman god of the underworld (not to be confused with the Disney dog), naming the abyssal dwarf planet after Mohammed might almost be appropriate. Christians identified Pluto with Satan. Pluto is cold rather than hot, but like the Islamic State, it’s nowhere you want to be.

  • BillyHW

    Pope Francis is deliberately lying to you when he tells you that this demonic religion is peaceful and that the Koran opposes all forms of violence. Don’t listen to him and ask him to stop lying.

    • He is not my fave.

      • Gary

        Soon to be Dope Francis .

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          Soon to be?

  • Martin B

    No matter how many trillions of $$$ it would cost to send as many Mohammedans as possible to Pluto, it would be worth it.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Just tell them there are Jews there.
      Problem solved.

  • Barrington Minge

    Yer mooslims are welcome to Pluto. When are they leaving?

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  • Gary

    Pluto is also lazy and tale about 248 years to orbit the Sun.