Former Subway Spokesman Jared Fogle Expected to Plead Guilty to Child Porn Charges: Reports

Grotesque.

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  • Perversion aside, I could never figure out how he lost so much weight by eating only Subway sandwiches. If I ate them consistently, I would’ve been twice as big as I am now.

    • El Martyachi

      It’s been a while, but IIRC he ate something one foot long per day.It’s a faggy low protein diet anyway for skinny-fat bitches. And he has a bad case of pedo-face.

      • Heh;)

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Subway is all bread.
        I love their soup, though.
        Hydrolyzed plant protein is awesome.
        I am serious.
        I love both kinds of soya sauce, too.
        The brewed kind and the hydrolyzed plant protein kind.
        Subway pet peeve.
        Ordering a BLT sub and they keep asking what you want on it.
        If you’ve ever seen The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Alan Arkin’s character is a deaf mute who communicates with cards.
        I want to make some up for Subway.
        ‘Hello, I am a deaf mute.’
        ‘I would like a 12 inch BLT sub on brown with bacon lettuce tomato mayo salt pepper and that yellow cheese.’
        ‘Don’t you guys have any butter?’
        ‘No, I don’t need it to be toasted.’
        ‘No, who puts spinach on a BLT?’
        ‘No, who puts pickled peppers on a BLT?’
        ‘No, who puts olives on a BLT?’
        ‘No, who puts mustard on a BLT?’
        ‘No, who puts onions on a BLT?’
        ‘No, why would I put any of that shit on a classic BLT?’
        ‘Fuck!’
        My editor wouldn’t let me put this last line in because even though they are making that sandwich in front of you there is sure to be a magic bottle of loogie mayonnaise that they use just for precious snowflakes who treat people like shit.

    • That’s a lot of bread.

  • Well, at least he’s relatively thin. He still has that going for him.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Didn’t South Park make fun of him saying that he had aides?

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      • Yup.