Crying Fowl: Russia Mocked In Memes After Bulldozing Geese

In Russia, don’t expect your goose to get cooked — it may be bulldozed instead.

That’s what happened to three frozen, packaged fowl that ran afoul of the Kremlin’s distaste for food from countries that have imposed sanctions on Russia over its interference in Ukraine.

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  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Crushed and buried, just like Russia did to the Ukrainian peasants!
    How fitting of an end for these noble and brave frozen geese.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Off topic:
      Fuck grunge music.
      Madchester!
      Inspiral Carpets rule:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt4SNfcd72s

      • Justin St.Denis

        THANKS! That was awesome! Are the Carpets still around?

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          They reformed a few years ago for some reunion gigs.

          • Justin St.Denis

            I used to own a couple of the Carlets releases. Played the hell outta them back in the day. Fond memories. But I was genuinely I love with XTC, and Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s LIVERPOOL CD sent me over the edge…………

            Can’t stand the Gallaghers.

            😉

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            I only had two XTC albums.
            Drums and Wires and English Settlement.
            They did play the hell out of Generals and Majors, too.
            Remember when they called Frankie the band that played ‘When Two Songs Sound the Same’?
            The Carpets were part of a group of bands that I loved then like the Charlatans, Blur, Happy Mondays, Mighty Lemon Drops and the Sundays.
            Oh, and Primal Scream for Screamadelica not the Get Your Rocks Off version.
            And don’t forget the Future Sound of London.
            First Oasis record is the best.

          • Justin St.Denis

            OMG how I love The Future Sound Of London! Didn’t you forget The Jesus and Mary Chain?

            The Jesus and Mary Chain’s first record is awesome!

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            It is awesome.
            Bobby Gillespie from Primal Scream was their drummer on that record.

          • Justin St.Denis

            Right! The CD was entitled PSYCHOCANDY. I just played it (very loud) on my way home in the car. It sounds as fresh today as the day it was released.

    • We only eat Freedom Fowl in Russia.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        You rascal, you!
        Always there with the one liners, like: “Invade Ukraine”.

  • If he wants to be taken seriously again he’ll have to shoot down another plane.

  • African

    Why are the transgendered Westerners expect Russia to buy their stuff when they themselves imposed sanctions on Russia in the first place?

    • Justin St.Denis

      WTF? Or File under Random Neurological Phenomena? Do you think you are writing English? Just wondering, Skippy.

      • African

        Yik braddy oxigradev questionich!

    • Can you please just stick to the topic? Putin is just a more astute Kim Jong-Un at this point. Focus on that.

      • African

        Putin is a good man who stood up to protect his great country from
        the godless, ant-Christ, materialistic, morally relative Western world which is crazily obsessed with islam and with “LGBTQ”. Watch:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSX2ALtIejw

        • How come we never see you and Putin in the same room together, huh?

  • Justin St.Denis

    If you were a goose
    In Moscow right now
    You’d wish you were a cow.

    Here in America, geese could simply declare that they IDENTIFY as cows, and they would be off the hook.