Jimmy Carter discloses he has cancer

“Recent liver surgery revealed that I have cancer that now is in other parts of my body,” Carter said in a statement released by his nonprofit center.

“A more complete public statement will be made when facts are known, possibly next week,” he added.

  • Terrible.

  • Clink9

    A bold stance against Iran when he had a chance would have saved a lot of grief.

  • marty_p

    The Momzer Carter has suffered from a cancer called Antisemitism for a long time. May his illness be long and painful.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    That’s too bad.
    Get well soon.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      On the bright side, he’s lived long enough to become the second worst president.

  • Shebel

    Imagine—not getting cancer until you are 90.
    Please excuse me while I sniffle.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Good time to try skydiving and bungee jumping.

    • DD_Austin

      90 should be enough for anybody, in this case, I’d say it’s enough for

  • Clink9

    Did your Disqus get messed with Blaze? I saw some replies under your name here.

  • Xavier

    40 years too late.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    The Big C-A slays one in three…

  • ntt1

    feeling neutral about this, cancer is a horrible disease but then he was the worst president for the longest time and his weakness and vacillation cost many lives and recently his inexcusable anti semitism rendered him marginal and pointless. a foot note prepares to pass…

  • Clausewitz

    Didn’t read it right the first time, I thought it said “Jimmy Carter is a cancer”.

  • mikeh420

    The poor cancer. He has a carter.

  • Rick

    When he’s met at the Pearly Gates ole St. Peter will say, ‘sorry Jimmy you’ll be heading off on another road, the one paved with good intentions’.

  • Nic

    Poor Cancer has Carter!

  • Hard Little Machine

    Did he blame the Jews yet? Fuck him and die screaming.