Lie you’re gay into the UK: Calais Posters tell illegal alien invaders to lie about their sexuality to claim asylum

Posters which suggest migrants could consider lying about their sexuality to claim asylum in Britain have been displayed in Calais.

The signs, at the entrance to the makeshift camp known as the Jungle, provide a how-to guide for applicants.

Written in English and Arabic, they tell migrants to ‘prepare their story well from the beginning’. They add that applicants should consider whether their ‘story fits with them’ (the UK Government) – suggesting it may be worth stretching the truth.

h/t ZD

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  • ontario john

    Leftists are destroying Western values and muslims are invading former Christian countries. And where is the Church? Well among other things, its too busy wondering whether God exists. On the Toronto Sun website is the ongoing soap opera about the united church minister at West Hill United that is an atheist. Yes, that’s right, an atheist. One of her more strange rants is that believing in God caused the Charlie Hebdo killings. Because as we all know atheists would never kill people.

  • David

    In a sane world that would put the kibosh on that scam but…

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    If they lie about their sexuality it will be hard to detect.
    What they should do is make them demonstrate their declared sexuality as a condition of asylum.
    Soo, you’re gay, huh?
    Okay, suck that dick.
    I don’t mean just suck it, either.
    You’re gonna have to make that boys toes curl.
    And, you guys are all catchers now.
    So, you’re gonna have to prove that, too.

    • MRHapla

      Trouble with that is, those pIslamics are all “on the Down Low”,,,but not ‘gay’

  • Maurixio Garcia Sanchez

    I dont get first,they shouldnt be allow to be there at all,second who gets pay to bring theme over there,second does Britain dont have enough Muslim?

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Hey, MGS, conjugate your verbs properly.
      ‘they shouldn’t be allowED’
      You write like Olivia Chow spicks.
      Make speak happy read.
      Make speak happy read.

      • Maurixio’s English is certainly better than my Spanish (which I’m trying to learn).

        • El Martyachi

          It’s not often I’m disappointed with a comment from you. In this case I am, because had figured the “one other person is typing” was Maurixio typing something involving female members of dance’s family.

          • I like to make people happy. I know how you all rely on me for happiness. I realize that your lives would be empty without me, and I feel a great responsibility because of that.

            I suppose it’s entirely possible that Maurixio simply forgot to add that he’d been doing astonishing things to dance’s mother, grandmother, sisters (if any) and female cousins (?).

            Even Maurixio is allowed an off day.

            His English is still better than my Spanish.

          • Maurixio Garcia Sanchez

            You got it miss , Im in rush most of the time that I write the sooner I can ,who ever gets offended too bad,I dont time to answer people with no creativity at all.

          • dance…dancetotheradio
        • El Martyachi

          You’re trying to learn Spanish??!! WTF for… crazy broad…

          • Like Dr Evil’s father, I am relentlessly self-improving, when I can be bothered. Anyway, my guy was a badass. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Thomas

            (Obligatory clip. I’m not terribly original or anything.)

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTJj4wbmAhk

          • El Martyachi

            If you’re into sporadic quick reps to keep limber, the headstart stuff fits the bill (especially the military sections – far more comprehensive). A shitload was spent making that stuff. The email and username doesn’t need to be valid and is only saved on your own machine – but, if ya decide to give it a go, remember what you entered because the login serves as a bookmark for completed lessons.

      • El Martyachi

        It was better first time round Johnny TwoTimes style.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I told you Johnny TwoTimes is some cah razy quirk of posting from notepad to disqus.

          • El Martyachi

            I didn’t forget. It really works sometimes .. stylistically.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            I’m watching Bob Ross’ The Joy of Painting right now.
            There are no mistakes in his world.
            Just happy accidents.

          • El Martyachi

            His hair looks like a happy accident…

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            I read up on him and he hated his hair but it was iconic and he kept it for the marketing value it gave his brand.

          • El Martyachi

            … profitable not-so-happy accident? Wonder if he slicked it back like a badass off stage…

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            Joojle image him.
            It’s almost like Elvis in the Army versus Elvis in Las Vegas.
            I do not miss the seventies.
            I do not miss the seventies.
            Jimmah two times on purpose.

          • El Martyachi
          • dance…dancetotheradio

            Astard Bay!

      • MRHapla

        and yet , point across got he MGS

  • Bill

    ‘Asylum Seeker’: “I am gay, and each of my four wives and twelve children are also gay. And we are being oppressed by Christians in my homeland – their mere existence pains me and my family very much and so we must flee since we can’t kill them all. Allah knows, I’ve tried, but I’m not so young any more. You must let us in and provide me a 17 bedroom house and generous child support payments – for the children, of course.”

  • k1962

    Gays can also live freely in France. Stupid England if they take gay illegals who are safe in France.

  • Brett_McS

    Walk this way!
    Talk this way!

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Steven Tyler transitioned a long time before Bruce Jenner did.

      • k1962

        Dude looks like a lady!

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          Dana Gould does an excellent impression of Paul Stanley as a lilty voiced transvestite.
          It’s fasssinating to lisssten to.

  • El Martyachi

    Let’s say they’re actually gay, hypothetically. That’s what England needs..more gays… just nowhere near gay enough yet…

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Now how the hell could I have gotten through the eighties without Soft Cell, Erasure, The Pet Shop Boys, Steve Strange, The Associates or any of the other lovely boys who made such awesome music?
      You can keep Queen, though.
      They’re wretched.
      I draw the line at fat bottomed girls being sung by Freddie Mercury like he would know.

      • El Martyachi

        I find it difficult to understand how you ended up straight. Maybe it really is a gene…

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          Nah, I think it was the stigma.
          You know you can be the first to climb Mount Everest and they’ll remember you.
          You can fly to the moon and be the first to step on it’s surface and they’ll remember you.
          You can invent a time machine or discover the theory of relativity or cure polio and they’ll remember you.
          But, if you suck just one cock…

          • Minicapt

            … you’re a mother-trucker?

            Cheers

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            And a robot in disguise.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            No, I’m a long suffering married father of two teenaged kids who smoke too much dope in my garage and drive me crazy with their cavalier attitude toward cleanliness.
            I never thought it would be like this but I am counting down the days to the sink or swim when they turn eighteen.
            Just to get the advantage back.

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  • moraywatson

    Just tell them you’re muslim. Everyone loves muslims! Nothing better than muslims and their totalitarian aspirations.

  • tom_billesley

    If they identify as gay, and pass themselves off as children, then there’ll be no shortage of figures in the British establishment demanding that they be given asylum and housed in Dolphin Square.

  • MRHapla

    “Right then, Achmed, go to town on Abdul there” Shibboleth ’em