Cats On Dope

Glassy-eyed, tongues lolling and flat on their backs

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    ..the last time I fed Katrina some fresh-grown Catnip…

    • Blacksmith

      up seems about right. I try and keep catnip out of the house with my herd.

    • Ouch!

  • simus1

    “Listen cat, listen, listen, this ‘nip is awe. .., awe…some.
    What can I say, cat. I mean …. You know what I mean, right, cat?
    Cat, we need to to to find out where this ‘nip is is is being dealt, you know?
    Cat, listen cat, liiisssttennn …………….”

  • Brett_McS

    Australian cats don’t react to catnip. That doesn’t stop pet stores advertising “… with catnip!” on toys etc.

    • Pip does not react to catnip either. He’s a real Straightedge.

      • andycanuck

        A friend of mine has a cat who doesn’t care about “the nip” either.

  • Justin St.Denis

    Many cats react in a similar manner if presented with a green Queen Olive. They roll it around, wrestle it, chew it, chase it, hug it, sleep on it etc. very strange…..

    • Maybe that’s why Pip likes pizza olives;)

    • ntt1

      dorothy likes a peeled lychee, sucks the meat off then plays cat hockey with the pip. might try her on olives, it would be nice not to find a dead pip when l roll out of bed

  • Petey

    My cat’s a Siamese. He’s a complete idiot and without the cat drugs. Seriously. He’s sweet as hell but bloody demanding. I think he’s a feminist. It’s all me, me, me me. Pay attention to me. Loves drama. God. It’s like being married again.

    • Shebel

      I had a Siamese once. It came as stray. I kept it for a year or 2. It was declawed. I can still remember it padding at the patio door for hours on end. When I finally brought the damned thing into the house it would YOWL -not miew -YOWL for hours on end. And it was also ugly and I never did like the looks of the damned thing.
      A very tiny .22 caliber bullet put an abrupt end to this so-called cat.
      I didn’t even bury it— I just tossed in a bunch of weeds and left it up to God to dispose of the God damned thing.

  • They’re getting high on the ‘nip while the world is going to hell!

    • ntt1

      poor old grace ,she fed her head a few times too many. nice looker back in the day though.

  • andycanuck

    Are we sure they’re not just high on life?

  • andycanuck

    Are we sure they’re not just high on ham?

  • dukestreet

    My cats have all really liked catnip but I gave it only occasionally, except one summer when I grew it in a pot. They loved that.