Is ISIS developing suicide CHICKENS?

Depraved jihadis fighting for the Islamic State in Iraq have started using chickens as mobile improvised explosive devices, it has been claimed.

Members of the terror group operating in and around the city of Fallujah are said to be strapping explosive belts to chickens, which are then encouraged to wander into enemy camps.

Once the chickens are successfully within striking distance without having aroused suspicion, the ISIS extremists apparently use remote controls to set off the devices, killing all those close by.

  • Shebel

    They must have run out of children with Down’s Syndrome.
    Now chickens must be sacrificed for the Glory of ALLAH.

    • Allah’s thirst for blood is never slaked.

      • Reader

        I don’t think blowing up animals makes them Halal.

  • David Murrell

    David Murrell, animal lover here. I wonder if animal rights groups will protest this latest outrage. Probable not. Er, absolutely not.

    From the photo, the chicken in questions appears to be a laying hen. Nothing more peaceful than hens. They should be treated with proper respect, and with kindness.

  • chayisun

    So, let me get this straight. The muslims…I mean the depraved jihadis who happen to follow the teachings of the koran……Strap explosive devices on chickens and release them and hope they wander into enemy camps. A clandestine operation, as it were.

    Now, far be it for me to question the intelligence of those in the enemy camps but wouldn’t seeing a chicken with some sort of vest on it rouse suspicion? I mean, it’s not every day one sees a chicken dressed up……

    • Norman_In_New_York

      The chickens come with 17 herbs and spices.

      • Barrington Minge

        Do the chickens get a crack at the 72 so called virgins?

        • Shebel

          They are the Virgins.

    • What if the chicken refuses to cross the road?

      • chayisun

        Simple. The Islamic twits, who hate the west ya understand and all their inventions, simply would give each chicken a GPS device, made in Iraq of course, and tell them to follow the instructions from the dang fangled device. Anyway, all roads lead to Rome.

    • Exile1981

      They put clothing on goats to hide the loins so as to not tempt muslim men to sexually lust after the goats, maybe they also do the same with chickens?

      • chayisun

        They LOVE chicken breasts. I heard that somewhere….

  • canminuteman

    Now they’ll be in trouble, they’ll lose the support of PETA!

  • moraywatson

    The day will come when ISIS’s chickens come home to roost. (On that day, explosive belts should be attached to every cocksucking one of them, and they should be made to play musical chairs, until one (and only one) is left intact.)

    • Maggat

      And, then shoot him.

  • Reader

    Now for a musical interlude from 1980

    • AlanUK

      Never heard it before. Make a million copies and send them all to ISIL!

  • Chatillon

    Proof positive: Jihadis are chicken.

  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

    I make a ‘chickens coming home to roost’ reference in response to the suicide bombing in southern Turkey and then scroll down to see this story next.

    Too funny!