I’m off to join Islamic State. See ya, kafirs!

I am getting heartily sick of being subjected to low-level racist and Islamophobic abuse whenever I go out wearing my black Islamic State flag. It is a very beautiful flag, symbolic of freedom and love and bears the legend: ‘There is no God but Allah and Muhammed is His Messenger’, which I hand-painted in Arabic script. (On the other side it says: ‘Nothing to do with Islam’, just so as I can hedge my bets a bit.) Anyway, walking around London with it I can report that several people looked at me funny. That’s Islamophobia for you. Also, one fairly obese man shouted, ‘Fuck off to Syria, you wanker.’ That’s racist abuse, end of. I stopped a policeman to tell him about these incidents but by now the perpetrators were a very great distance away and avoided capture.

The policeman admired my flag, I think. He did not tell me to take it off, at any rate.

  • infedel

    F off you asshat–no islam in the West–you cannot even dress.

    • But it’s so multicultural.

      • Linda1000

        I thought the author was being facetious by pointing out the flawed UK gov’t. political correctness and preferential treatment for Muslims or something. Maybe not? lol

      • infedel

        …and I will take my taco sauce packets and shoot them.;)

    • Minicapt

      I see that you have taught in “inner-city schools”, it is showing.


      • infedel

        Ha! I put them in uniforms. Viewing gay designed underwear with belts at the knees and black head bags is no way to create a learning environment. However, the mandated social justice national curriculum instead of math and reading is lowering our standards and creating marxists robots.

  • pdxnag

    That is one proud head-chopper wannabe Islamo-fascist with not a hint moral doubt about his life’s correct path. Kill it or expel it, before it strikes.

  • Shebel

    I admire your flag about as much as you admire my Countries’ flag.
    You are a traitor in my County.
    You want Sharia Law ?– PICK the Year.
    We can respond accordingly.