What Open Marriage Taught One Man About Feminism

As I write this, my children are asleep in their room, Loretta Lynn is on the stereo, and my wife is out on a date with a man named Paulo. It’s her second date this week; her fourth this month so far. If it goes like the others, she’ll come home in the middle of the night, crawl into bed beside me, and tell me all about how she and Paulo had sex. I won’t explode with anger or seethe with resentment. I’ll tell her it’s a hot story and I’m glad she had fun. It’s hot because she’s excited, and I’m glad because I’m a feminist.

As far as I can tell this is not satire. h/t MTF at Ace of Spades HQ

  • This used to be called being “cuckolded” and it was not meant as a celebratory descriptor.

    • ontario john

      That is slutophobic.

  • k1962

    Sounds like a horrible marriage to me.

    • No, no, no. Obviously deeply healthy. Vibrant. Nuanced. The kids are going to turn out… reeeaaly well-adjusted.

      • AmicusC

        if they can find out who their daddy is. but the world always needs more strippers and prostitutes.

    • Alain

      Marriage? I don’t think so. It qualifies as a lot of things but not marriage.

    • Rationalize it anyway you want.

      But, it sounds like a slippery slope to me.

      The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

  • Blacksmith

    I am thinking he wished it was him and Paolo. I wont say what I want to beyond that, because it would be deemed insensitive and intolerant.

    • WalterBannon

      later his wife will bring Paolo home and make her “husband” wear a dress etc…

  • I’m no great fan of country music, but I really don’t see why Freakshow had to drag Loretta Lynn into his fictionalized personal nightmare.


    • Lorretta could punch him out no problem.

      We got to see her live in Chicago a few years ago.

    • Like Loretta Lynn would have put up with that for one second.

  • ontario john

    We call that the NDP up here.

  • Jason

    “Monogamy meant I controlled her sexual expression ….” Er, no, it meant that the two of you were consciously restricting a powerful act of emotional and physical intimacy to a single, specific person, as a symbol of affection and commitment to that other person, and to the relationship. Or at least, that’s how it ought to have been. But whatever makes you feel less uncomfortable about your wife screwing other men, I guess.

  • Well put.

  • mauser 98

    Premier Strapon did similar to her first husband
    threw that cluck in the basement and had Rownthwaite jump in bed with her upstairs.
    .. in front of kids

  • Exile1981

    Want to bet that she is bringing home STD’s on a regular basis? Also want to bet that if he went on a date night she would have a screaming hissy fit?

  • AlexanderGalt

    It’s also plain dishonest. He’s obviously in to his feminism thing, his view of himself thing, much more than he’s in to his wife (pun intended).

  • New Centurion

    I don’t think this was a joke. I’m sorry I just couldn’t read it all. This guy’s balls are in a jar on the night stand next to the bed…what a pussy

  • Really?

    Leftist are so utterly revolting. I’m glad they are a dying people with their ridiculously low birthrate (lower than 1 on average).

    I cannot wait for the coming Western Islamic Caliphate so we can be done with these lunatics.

  • Really?

    Also – Why are White women so disgusting morally? It’s very rare to find a White female with strong morals (which I guess is because the vast majority of them are Leftist going by recent elections?).

    I mean, infidelity, promiscuity, mixing, etc. are out of control in the White female demographic.

  • Xavier

    Alpha male
    Beta Male
    Gamma Male
    Delta Male

    Epsilon Male …starting to get warm

  • What a cuckold.