Naif center cures 92% of inmates

That’s science, baby!

The Prince Mohammed bin Naif Counseling and Care Center has successfully treated nearly 92 percent of those who underwent counseling, according to the latest statistics.
More than 3,000 people have benefited from the center’s comprehensive programs, which focus on providing guidance and support on Shariah issues, education, clarification of political and historical issues, as well as interviews with people who have turned back from extremism.
Since its founding in 2006, the center has been working on counseling prisoners with extremist thoughts or associations with extremist groups through open dialogue and information sessions in order to restore and facilitate their assimilation back into society to rebuild their lives once again.

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  • It’s a miracle of modern mohammedan medicine!

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Did the center also convert 92% of gays into heteros?

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Goddamn it!
      Still, inquiring minds want to know.
      Still, inquiring minds want to know.

      • El Martyachi
        • dance…dancetotheradio

          Sometimes when I post it will double up my last sentence.
          If I write in notepad and copy paste it usually takes the last two sentences and repeats them.
          I have to then copy and paste over them to get them right.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            I have to then copy and paste over them to get them right.
            I have to then copy and paste over them to get them right.
            I have to then copy and paste over them to get them right.

            This is a copy and paste of the previous post.

          • El Martyachi

            Do you sometimes have more than one active disqus tab? That could be it…maybe.

          • El Martyachi

            And.. maybe try in case there’s some extraneous control characters in the copy buffer. I don’t see how that would duplicate-copy ONLY THE LAST LINE though?! But weirder things have happened…

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I don’t know why it does this.

  • Miss Trixie

    ” … through open dialogue and information sessions in order to restore and facilitate their assimilation back into society to rebuild their lives once again.”

    *blink*blink*
    .
    *snicker*
    *snort*
    .
    Haha.
    Hahahaha!
    .
    .
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    *gaaaaasp*
    .
    *wipes eyes*
    *giggle*

  • Martin B

    “Programs include…advice to individuals through short two-hour therapeutic counseling sessions”

    Don’t kill Saudis. Kill infidels. That’s the kind of advice they’re offering.

    • Bill

      Exactly. As far as the Saudi authorities are concerned, Islam is right, Jihad is right, fighting against unbelievers is right, and the Saudi kingdom and government is the embodiment of the True Islam. So you can be as radical as you like, just not against the Saudi Government in word or deed. Indeed they see the overseas Jihad against the infidels as a good safety valve in their society that prevents change happening in their kingdom, but also removes the excess young men who otherwise might to want to marry the corresponding numbers of females born.

  • moraywatson

    But islam is the “religion of peace”. Why would anyone need help turning away from extreme peacefulness?

  • Canadian

    I can`t believe they only kill 8% of them.