The chemically castrated are useless at crosswords: true or false?

After hitting me with the cancer diagnosis, the urologist offered me the choice of a longer life in exchange for my testosterone production. After some soul-searching, I agreed. I’ve been on testosterone-suppressing injections and tablets for exactly two years. The urologist has fulfilled his side of our Faustian pact. I’m still here. And everyone seems to agree that that’s the main thing.

  • Brett_McS

    I saw the name of the author and did a double take, and then realized it’s Clarkeson, not Clarke.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Johnny Carson as Carnac:

    “On Golden Pond.” ——- Where do urologists play ice hockey?

  • Maggat

    Guess I’m OK, never did like crosswords.