The Ballad Of Jihadi John & Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono claims it was ‘distasteful’ to nickname terrorist Mohammed Emwazi ‘Jihadi John’

They should have named him Yoko.

  • Martin B

    “…I think we’re actually on the road to world peace”

    Holy crap we’re doomed.

    • Doug Kursk


    • Yoko is an egomaniac.

      • I would have been pissed too if they had named him jihadi Bob.

  • Helios Megistos

    John Lennon had the means to maintain at least a couple of dozen girlfriends plus easy access to possibly millions of hot groupies; the fact that he got hoodwinked by such an ugly pinko commie Jap bitch is utterly appalling; I assume that he did so much LSD that he somehow lost his better judgement!

    • Blind Druid

      If you read “John” by Cynthia Lennon, you will see that his massive ego was hijacked by this phoney baloney Yoko bitch, all cloaked in mysticism and artistic mumbo jumbo. He had done so much acid at that point that he didn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

      • Helios Megistos

        I assumed correctly then! The moronic and utterly imbecilic idea of living in the Big Apple without at least one bodyguard was probably hers I assume; the state of pussy-whippedness is always a highly vulnerable one since it neuters a man’s ability to look out for himself!

      • Shebel

        I never liked or respected him.
        WoooooBoooo –I guess now he is going to send me to Hell.
        Not my fault that you got shot.

    • mauser 98

      Ono bought a fortune worth of cows in the 70’s upstate NY..?? did they milk them?
      Ronnie Hawkins said she had complete control of him during stay at his house

    • He was fried.

  • Alain

    Hey Yoko there are flights leaving daily for Syria, so when are you leaving?

  • Doug Kursk

    I think it quite interesting to note, as I did in an earlier post, that one of the dead Britons in Tunisia was an original early supporter of the Beatles at the Cavern Club.

    On that beach, peace definitely was not given a chance.

  • Edubeat

    No No I wan’t to behead the infamous terrorist Yoko Dildo

  • Minicapt

    Yoko Ono was the muse and inspiration for John Lennon’s greatest music.


  • eMan14

    Jihad John… Loco Yoko… Beheading Bob… what’s in a name?

  • bob e

    wonder if she slurps her soup ??

    • mobuyus

      I think she sucks it through her proboscis.

  • Clausewitz

    First Punk band I every joined was called “Friends of Chapman”. Wait for it to kick in.