An offer too good to refuse? Russell Brand says he’ll move to Syria if someone buys him a first class ticket

A GoFundMe page has now been set up which aims to raise £1,000 for his first class ticket.

It said: ‘Is there any chance we can all put money in to send the tremendous c***womble that is Russell Brand to live in Syria, just because he has an ego the size of the sun and he annoys the absolute **** out off me and many others I’m guessing?

h/t Vardit

  • Exile1981

    I can’t find the funding page.

    • Observer

      It’s a total scam to keep himself in the media.

      He is worth a fortune in spite of being talentless. He can certainly pay his own way.

  • Noel

    Russell Brand looks to me like I imagine how really vile body odor would appear. WTF was Katy Perry thinking?

    • That’s a mystery

    • lolwut?

      His fellow junkie garbage Courtney Love turned him down because of the way he smelled.

      So there you go.,

  • Justin St.Denis

    Russell Brand’s 15 minutes were up before he even began imposing himself of American audiences. I have no idea why he was ever popular. IMO, he’s always been an idiot.

    • Una Salus

      He’s worse than an idiot. He’s a nasty piece of business.

      • BillyHW

        If he’s that stupid, what does that make Katy, who let him inside of her?

    • BillyHW

      He’s famous because Katy Perry slept with him once.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Billy my lad, Russell was mouthing his way around Britain becoming famous before Katy reached puberty. You should leave your Mom’s basement more frequently.

        • BillyHW

          England doesn’t count for anything.

          • Justin St.Denis

            You’re a fool, Skippy. On the bright side, your mommy is going to bake peanut butter cookies tomorrow!

          • BillyHW

            I’m sorry I upset you with my negative comments toward your hero Russell Brand, whose fame precedes all things.

  • Millie_Woods

    You can send him to hell for a lot less.

  • peppers1

    ill pay even if he travels first class

    • BillyHW

      If I truly believed he meant it, I would pay the entire ticket myself.

  • eMan14

    A vile and putrid turd. His face always looks like he’s trying crap his entire body out of his own arse.

    • Barrington Minge

      Waht a splendid illusion!!!

  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

    And he’s dumb enough to go to Syria too.

    I will not be mourning his subsequent death.

    • Frances

      Or starring in an ISIL video?

  • luna

    One way?

  • Maria Limpiador

    I fervently hope for this monstrous ego to take a leap into darkness and suffer a massive hit…. but I certainly do not wish to inflict him on Syria, whose benighted people have suffered enough.

  • MRHapla

    Fly him to Syria, kick him out at 10,000 ft