In the photo below the Ministry of Multiculturalism leads citizens through a diversity training exercise designed to teach them how to behave when a member of the Muslim community invites them to die for Allah.
Tolerance, understanding and acceptance were today’s watchwords as citizens were lead to their execution in a grand display of British stoicism so wonderfully central to the nation’s character.
Community cohesion is key and it is hoped the citizenry will embrace mass executions as a win win symbol of modern Multicultural Britain.
As is typical with even the best laid plans not all ran smoothly. The malcontent pictured below was shot and forcibly detained by Ministry personnel for incitement of racial hatred.
It was later explained the woman publicly expressed bigoted irrational views linking Islam to terrorism and other wanton acts of depravity.
It is this type of islamophobic fear mongering that today’s exercise will eradicate.
The woman was promptly scheduled for crucifixion upon completion of a state mandated course on Islam.
Ministry officials were quick to point out that overall citizens cooperated as expected once the exercise was explained in terms of combating racism.
As citizen participant Mary Derby explained; “If I oppose anti-racism measures such as being chosen for execution at random because Islam was offended, well then I deserve to be shot, it’s only right you see.”
Here a Ministry official demonstrates the proper way females are expected to behave when an individual is asked to become a Muslim sex slave.
It is imperative that cultural practices be respected and as David Cameron has suggested all of Great Britain will benefit by adapting to Islam.