Reward For Potato Terrorist Raised to 500K

Person of interest.

Person of interest.

Potato tampering tips award raised to $500K

  • David Murrell

    David speaking from a potato patch nearby to Prince Edward Island. It take a particularly cruel and demented person to sabotage what is an already poor and backwards province. The problem is is that our justice system is far too lenient on these mean-spirited vandals. Lot’s of jobs lost as a result of this.

  • glasnost

    “Anonymous tips are eligible for the reward.”

    That’s the PEI we know and love eh.

  • Exile1981

    I predict that the person will turn out to be a recent convert.;