Hey ISIS! Here’s a new bride for ya…Luka Magnotta joins dating site for prisoners

Single? Loyal? Emotionally stable? You just might be Luka Rocco Magnotta’s “prince charming.”

The convicted killer, whose crimes made headlines around the world, has joined a matchmaking website for inmates.

Magnotta’s profile was posted Sunday on Canadian Inmates Connect Inc., a website that tries to hook up lonesome convicts — some behind bars for violent offences like first-degree murder — with potential companions on the outside.

h/t JEH & OJ

  • G

    Send him a few phonies just to fuck him over.

    • Ron MacDonald

      And then post his replies so we can all have a good laugh.

      • G

        “Oh Luca”! “I luv U luca” After you had fun for a month or two then and got him all convinced, then spring the trap “Oh Magnotta? By the way? I’m a guy. A heterosexual guy. Too bad. LOL! Have fun rotting in prison though!”

        Ya just gotta twist the knife a little.

      • Heh;)

  • eMan14

    Sadly, he’ll get responses to his ad.

    • G

      He will. There are some truly screwed up skanks out there. But if people send him phonies he won’t know the real ones unless they actually visit him by putting out a rumor that a woman is corresponding to him just to write a book. >;D

      • G

        Oops – can’t edit my mistakes.

        I meant to say you could ruin their fun by spreading a rumor that a woman (un-named) is using him for a book.

        Hey! Maybe there is a new hobby or an internet business. Dick around famous prisoners for $10 a month. 🙂

        • SMC_BC

          He’s looking for a guy.

    • Lots.

    • El Martyachi
    • WalterBannon

      from some mentally ill social justice warrior types

  • ontario john

    Perhaps he can get a pass to sit on the dating service float, at next year’s pride parade.

  • Alain

    I guess I missed the part when access to computers, the internet and a dating service became another inmates’ “right” based on Trudeau’s charter. Are we trying to outdo Swedish prisons now?

    • Rosenmops

      I don’t think the charter has ever benefited anyone but criminals.

      • Alain

        Right you are.

      • Canadian

        Politicians are lawyers…

    • occupant 9

      It’s baffling yes, but we now live in an age where the only real “criminals” are those of us who don’t instantly jettison our age-old, common sense beliefs. Express and defend them at your peril.

  • andycanuck

    Does he promise to give head?

    • Raymond Cameron

      Yes; and you can even choose who he will mail it to.

  • WalterBannon

    The only proper date for him, is a serial killer who’s fetish is killing other serial killers

    • Clausewitz

      Let him share Bernardo’s cell.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    This guy is a murdious cannibal transvestite, and yet he will have more offers for ‘action’ on a Friday night than most of us will see.
    The bad boy attraction is strong.

  • Edubeat

    I have some friends in Hamilton who could easily fit him for a set of concrete. overshoes. They aren’t choirboys

  • bob e

    send the poor lad some human parts to eat. prison food ain’t the best ..

    • Rosenmops

      They are probably starving him!

    • G

      I’ll cut my toenails and put them in an envelope. Bon appetite – scumbag.

  • truthdareisay

    His post probably says.. “If you are the one, I will love you to pieces”…