Laurier University’s Gendered Violence Task Force Will Use Campus Beheading As Learning Opportunity!

The beheading of a Female Bathroom Figure on the Laurier campus has sent shock-waves throughout the university community!

But have no Fear! Laurier’s Gendered Violence Task Force has promised to use this example of Cis-gendered patriarchal violence as a learning opportunity.

All students and staff but most importantly campus Bathroom Figures will sleep easier knowing they’re on the job.

And remember – Beheading Bathroom Figures – especially female ones is never OK! It’s Gendered Violence you H8trs!

A reader sent this email in. His son attends Laurier. We’re all glad he’s safe.

Laurier University Shocked By Campus Beheading

Laurier University Shocked By Campus Beheading


  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Whenever someone tells you something is “not funny”, it probably IS funny, just not to the SJW weirdoes.

    • They must be the worst party guests ever.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Other than the Communist Party, yes.

        • Exile1981

          Or the NDP ..but I guess that’s the same thing just under a different name.

          • Minicapt

            … friends of Lizzie May …


        • WalterBannon

          they ARE the communist party

      • Justin St.Denis

        Going by a few relatives I can think of, they sure are. The cannot even handle family reunions, let alone parties!

  • HalcyonDaze

    I can remember when people actually went to university to further their education. Now, apparently they go to become radicalized, perpetually offended, social justice warriors.

    • I am at a loss that anyone would devote so much of their time to this silliness. I guess it’s better than working.

  • Ed

    This type of thinking is catnip for a small slice of the student population. Usually unattractive not-too-bright glass-half-empty malcontents who enter the academy already resentful of a society that doesn’t much care for them either. They find professors who “intellectualize” their raw feelings and wham!

    • Sounds about right.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Universities weaponize the unbalanced and the unstable. It is consistent with the plan to undermine western civilization by whatever means it takes.

    • WalterBannon

      so, the entire arts faculty then….

  • Justin St.Denis

    Now we know what to call the catty behaviour women demonstrate towards one another at wedding and baby showers. According to my wife, these events should now be listed by the SPLC under “gendered violence festivals”.

  • WalterBannon

    stupid marxists

    one thing about the muslim colonization – I am going to take satisfaction in watching them behead their marxists collaborators

    • There’s always a silver lining if you look hard enough;)