“If I don’t come back, please don’t cry for me. I’ll be doing what I want to do. I’ll be happy. I’ll be in paradise.”

Thomas Evans’ final moments fighting for al-Shabaab captured on camera

More: Final moments of the ‘White Beast’

  • He’s happy, I’m happy how about you?

  • Barrington Minge

    Yes, quite happy that he isn’t coming back.

  • Surele Surele

    Expedite that reunion with paradise for more ‘warriors’

  • Ed

    No tears yet…

  • The Butterfly

    And I was just about to cry for him. This close.

    • mobuyus

      I know only too well that goats cry,but I am not sure that a real butterfly is capable of crying.

      • ♫♪This is what it sounds like when goats cry…♪♫

      • The Butterfly


  • chayisun

    A thank you to Monty Python…….

    ” I wish to register a complaint! I just discovered this dead Brit who was pretending to be a muslim.”

    “He’s not dead. He’s resting.”

    “I know a dead muslim when I see one! This is a dead muslim.”

    “Muslims are remarkable. They pretend they are dead when they are, in fact, resting.”

    “This muslim is stone cold dead!”

    “No…It’s resting. See…..He just moved!”

    “He did not!”

    “Yes he did.”

    “Alright, if it’s resting then I will wake it up…I’ll shoot it!”

    “OK…But, before you do that, I’ll tell you what I’ll do….I’ll give you a parrot….”

  • moraywatson

    Mothers, don’t let your sons grow up to be muslims.

  • phuque uguugle

    If I don’t come back “laugh at me and the WORLD will laugh with you” <:o)