Transsexual and her gay friend run off to join ISIS… Will Hilarity Ensue?

Transsexual and her gay friend persecuted in Russian village decide to head to Syria to join ISIS… unaware that the terror group throws homosexuals to their death from tall buildings

Russian authorities have expressed fears for the lives of a transsexual man and his gay friend after they were reported to be heading to Syria captivated by Islamic State fundamentalist propaganda.

Dubbed the ‘battle trannies’ by the Moscow media, the two suspects Alexei T. and Viktor E – who prefers to be known as Viktoria and dresses as a woman – are accused of maintaining contacts with armed extremist groups.

Another police source Alexander Vinogradov said: ‘We would always be interested in stopping people from joining a terrorist organisation but in this case there is a double motive, as our information is that this would not be accepted if they managed to get all the way to Syria, and it is unlikely that they would live very long once their sexual orientation was revealed.’

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Do NOT question their judgment!

    • Yea, the CIS Gendered Heteronormative Patriarchy just wants to quash their dreams!

      • Justin St.Denis

        I eat a bowlful of dreams covered in rusty razor blades for breakfast every day. It kills any potential for nostalgia for a 24-hour period. Helps one stay grounded. 😉

    • El Martyachi

      … no worries here.

  • eMan14

    Boy will they be in for a surprise.

    • Exile1981

      I think someone didn’t do their research very well.

      • Must be mental illness, look at QuAIA or whatever they were called.

        • Justin

          What? Russians?
          I was expecting Westerners, NOT Russians will do such a thing!

          • Russian trannies are just as crazy as their Western counterparts.

          • Justin St.Denis

            Hey! Russians can be stupid too, you know!

    • Justin St.Denis

      That is what they’ll get for taking a “blind leap” and joining ISIS.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      You can’t say boy around these people anymore.

  • If they could only take with them the whole Toronto tranny parade that is going to swarm downtown this week…

    • Justin St.Denis

      I have avoided Toronto Pride events ever since they have existed. Oddly, I have numerous gay (male) colleagues, friends and neighbours who say the same thing! It seems that successful gay men in solid, long-term relationships avoid “gay culture” like the proverbial plague.

      Lesbians are another story altogether. They seem more cult-like in their devotion to all things lesbian/gay, and are generally avoided, and certainly not included/invited to traditional-style social events. They misbehave and get violent and catty and bitchy and uncontrollable very quickly. I have seen it happen. Lesbians are poison.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        I’m just pissed off that they can’t ever seem to pay for their own parades.

        • Justin St.Denis

          You have a point. For a very brief period, we lived in downtown Toronto, quite near the “gay ghetto”. I cannot understand why they cannot pay for their own parade, because they sure put a lotta bucks into weekend parties, drugs and booze.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            I put enough into my own weekend parties.
            Taxpayers are not ‘petitioned’ to pick up the tab.

  • Dana Garcia

    That’s a reality show I would watch, based on an explosive culture clash!

  • lolwut?

    “Battle Trannies”…….. lol

    I see a pay per view event or movie here.

    • god

      Well the American military was the first to medical fund these transactions, so why would you be surprised that when retired ….

  • Justin St.Denis

    Ever notice how – when really stupid people make the news for doing something really, really stupid – nobody in the media, no journalist, no commentator, ever references the stupidity of the people involved in an incident which is so stupid that it made the news? Isn’t that kinda stupid of the media, too? ‘Cuz virtually everybody I shared this story with reacted the same way, saying: “What?!? Are they stupid?”

    In response, yes, they are stupid. And stupid people do stupid things, and the stupid media cover stupid stories because stupid stories are less demanding of stupid journalists than real investigative journalism which current day journalists are too stupid to undertake.

    Life is like a box of chocolates, and the overwhelming majority of those chocolates are stupid chocolates. That is just the way it is nowadays. Learn how to distinguish all those stupid chocolates from the few chocolates that are not stupid. It takes practice, but if you are not stupid, it CAN be done.

  • pdxnag

    Why should we have any more or less “sympathy” for these two idiots compared to other deluded vicious followers of Islam?

  • Clear Thinker

    This seems like a problem that will sooner rather than later, will take care of itself.

  • DMB

    If enough gays infiltrate ISIS they would be unstoppable in the west since the left and the gays would openly embrace them despite all the atrocities they have committed. As for those two maybe they saw this video.

  • L. Beau Macaroni

    For some reason, the story of these two young fools running toward ISIS reminded me of this:

    “If they take the ship, they’ll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we’re very, very lucky, they’ll do it in that order.” – Zoe, about the “Reavers”, Firefly (TV series)