Calais crisis: Illegal immigrants shut down all Channel traffic

Illegal migrants desperate to get in to Britain have caused Calais to be closed causing travel chaos on both sides of the Channel.

Thousands of migrants who have massed at the French port exploited a wildcat strike by French ferry workers to try and clamber on to Britain-bound lorries that were left queuing for hours.

  • Exile1981

    They are invaders, they are destroying infrastructure and demanding money (ie welfare) otherwise they will do more damage. To me that makes them common criminals and the easiest way to get rid of them would be to start shooting them. The rest will get the message and head to a safer picking ground ASAP.

  • lolwut?
    • Justin St.Denis

      I trust that vehicle has “trash compacting” abilities.

  • Ed

    It must be truly terrible in France for them to so desperately be trying to get out.

    • Justin St.Denis

      French welfare is but a fraction of UK welfare. My heart bleeds for them……………

  • Icebow

    The drivers can be fined £2,000 per found aboard.

    • MannieP

      They should fumigate all trucks and trailers. It calls all sorts of vermin.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Per “live” attempted immigrant, I assume? I don’t mean to split hairs but…..

      • Icebow

        I don’t whether there is a reward for dead ones; assume not. The phenomenon goes way back, if less conspicuously. Perhaps twenty years ago I read a post-mortem report on some muscular man who had tried to hold on to the underside of a train. Cause of death: decapitation.

        • Justin St.Denis

          He’d better buy a ticket next time, otherwise he risks being decapitated again.

  • MannieP

    Drive them out with the bayonet.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Europe is pretty close to giving up and giving in. They’re just trying to manage the speed of its collapse. But a warning to the wise – if a million ‘palestinians’ decide to walk into Israel there won’t be any stopping them either.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Except for many times more armed Israelis with military training. Palestinians, whatever they are, are doomed to being wiped off the face of the map of the Middle East. And muslim states in the region will be THRILLED by that development……….

    • Norman_In_New_York

      Heck, they can’t even walk into the West Bank. Abbas has steadfastly denied asylum to those in Syria whose refugee camps were overrun and bombed.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Yeah, empathy/sympathy/charity/humanitarianism are all very unislamic and haram. Killing dogs, fucking goats and children, “goin’ ‘splody” at the drop of a koran, tossing gays off buildings, stoning women, burning guys in cages, drowning guys in cages, raping women and children, slave-trading, humping camels, blowing up antiquities…..these are very islamic and halal pastimes.

        Muslims…. Don’t love ’em? Make strategic plans to kill ’em when the time comes, then. Buh-bye, Achmed.