Angry Dwarf Who Self-Identifies As A Dalek Tasered By Police

Im-per-son-ate! Angry dwarf is jailed after sticking a sucker dart on his head and pretending to be a Dalek in row which led to him being Tasered twice by police

Angry Dwarf Self Identifies As Dalek

Angry Dwarf Self Identifies As Dalek

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  • ontario john

    Is his first name “Mohammad”? When will the atrocities against dwarfs who think they are daleks stop. The cause should be part of the pride festivities in Toronto to promote the human rights of this important community. Instead of LGBT the new letters should be LGBTDD. Lets have a CBC special.

    • He could hit for the cycle if he plays his cards right.

    • Justin St.Denis

      I’ll stick with the all-inclusive LBGTQWERTY, thank you very much.

  • Jade

    Sucker dart??Looks like a toilet bowl plunger to me

    • eMan14

      Honest mistake with the size comparison.

    • I had to make do with found images;)

  • eMan14

    Sometimes life is much much more stranger than fiction.

    • Every day in fact.

      • Justin St.Denis

        If you have a $10,000 Apple iWatch, life can get weirder with every ticking second of every fucking minute of every single hour of every mothersucking day. If yer rich, natch!

  • ontario john

    Wait a minute, isn’t that Thomas Mulcair?

  • tom_billesley

    He’s sucked out his frontal lobe.

  • Uncle_Waspy

    I always thought those salt shaker things were robots. Turns out they have little squidy things inside.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lepJfSdvXQs

    • Exile1981

      They started out as humanoid till they started self genetic engineering and inbreeding.

      • FactsWillOut

        No, they were invented/built by Davros.

        • Exile1981

          I thought he started by using his own people as the basis and mutating them.

  • Maggat

    Where’s Snow White when you need her?

  • Whatever we do- DON’T get that guy some psychiatric help.

    (sarcasm function disabled)

  • FactsWillOut

    “Don’t behave like a Dalek, it bugs people”
    “Exterminate!”
    “Taser the fucker”.
    Cops are great, eh?

    • Justin St.Denis

      Isn’t that racist?

  • Exile1981

    he’s transmachine, who are we to judge…..