Fight Hoserphobia: Reasons to be proud of our Canadian rednecks

  • glasnost

    Brilliant, eh.

    • BeukendaalMason

      Reminds me of why I like waking up to my donuts and beer.

  • Tokenn

    Damn right! The problem is that Canada is starting to produce a ruling class of latte-sipping degreed idiots taking jobs in academia and government bureaucracy and media [DEFUND THE CBC!!] who are quite sure they’re our ‘betters’ and just know what’s good for us. Fuck’em all, eh?

    • Sir Roderick Spode

      Just live it…. no need to scream it..

      • Sir Roderick Spode

        BTW I only EVER drink latte…

        • Justin St.Denis

          Rather than appear to comment to yourself, why not use the “EDIT” function. Perhaps that is too intellectually strenuous for you, however. Carry one talking to yourself as few others seem to be taking any notice of you.

          • Clausewitz

            Yeah guys who have long conversations talking to them selves on the interwebs are not exactly all there. We all know who I’m talking about.

    • Justin St.Denis

      I still can’t smell a mountain of shit because I spent summers cleaning out chicken coops as a teenager, which positively destroys your sense of smell for life.

  • Sir Roderick Spode

    Being Canadian is something devoutly to be wished. … I feel worshipful of people who are SO Canadian it does not enter their minds that it is possible to be otherwise. Dont tell them aboot that.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Why bother typing your drivel? Why not wait until you actually have something to contribute?

  • David Murrell

    Brilliant stuff by my favorite comic. An anecdote is in order here. During my graduate studies at Queen’s U, in Kingston Ontario, from 1981 to 1985, the “Mackenzie Brothers” mania hit the country, given the skits on the wonderful, old SCTV show. At the time, the editorials at the horrid Kingston Whig Standard (Whig Sub-standard?) were being written by a horrible writer, one Harvey Schachter (a person who supported any NDP candidate, and who supported Stalinism as a foreign policy goal).

    Ar any rate, the Mackenzie Brothers skits came on, as I recall, as filler for needed Canadian content, or something like that. But Schachter wrote an editorial attacking the skit as being “anti-Canadian”. I am not making this up. The poor fellow was so bone-headed in his Canadian nationalist/Stalinist outlook, he lacked the intelligence to see that the skits were a put on.

    After I left Kingston, Ontario, apparently Schachter and his fellow Marxists went on to attack the local Kingston real estate industry, such that the local real estate establishment organized a business boycott of advertising at the dreadful newspaper. The brain-dead owners of the rag soon sold the paper to Comrad Back’s newspaper chain. He installed conservative John Robson, I think, to write the paper’s editorials, and the paper’s point of view went from left-wing-Stalinist to small-c conservative. (Tough to take, for the Queens U lefties in town).
    As for Harvey Schachter? The fool got a job writing business-office stuff at the left-wing Globe and Mail, where he still works today.

    • Sir Roderick Spode

      I just love Canada. I was discussing History with a Museum manager who was oral historying me about how she as a kiddie joyed in throwing crab apples at american draft dodgers back in the 60s. It is a field of human endeavour much to be rejoiced. A celebration of Newtonian mechanics. More so these Apples embuded with some kinetic energy must none the less be considererd as a study in selective agriculture. Any chance that Canada can invade and contol the entire planet?

      • Sir Rod, maybe give it a rest for a little while? It’s bedtime where you are.

        • Sir Roderick Spode

          Gonna take your advice.

          • I envy you, BTW. I spent six months in Oz a few years ago (Adelaide). I love the place. If I were you I’d be dreaming of going to the beach tomorrow or, if I could afford it, diving. You have reefs!

            We don’t have reefs in Nova Scotia. 🙁

            I did see a lobster once.

          • Sir Roderick Spode

            I am certain you are good people. I always get snarky on a Saturday because the Vietnam vets always rev me up. They always school me some history and heros that they are it isn’t uncommon we might drink too much and contend too fulsomely.. I am frightened as what history is handing us right now .. I dont think there has ever been a time when those that are supposed to be running the show have been less than doing same. … As to the other…. Yes I was getting drunk ..Thank you for reminding me of my manners. ..

          • El Martyachi
          • Sir Roderick Spode

            Can you stop doing that? It is just disgusting. Perhaps just chuck in the link. If we really really want to see a disgusting bum wobble we can seek it out – with your guidance of course.?

          • El Martyachi

            Actually that’s just the link – I’m not actually posting the image; disqus fills it in automagically. Testing 123 – Testing 123 – Check Check

            http://hostthenpost.org/uploads/fd60af4914dbf55a235aa36b5304c714.gif

          • Sir Roderick Spode

            Have you no idea of “cool”?

          • Sir Roderick Spode

            Stupid question.. answers its self…. I am usually able to fix some shit like this but if any one has a tech fix for stopping this filth let me know.

          • Justin St.Denis

            Learn to use the “EDIT” function, for pity’s sake. And try having something to say before you start typing. Now, time for your nightly wank, son. Off to bed with you now. Here’s a dirty athletic sock. Toss it under the bed when you are done.

          • El Martyachi

            I have no idea 😉

            SLEEP IT OFF SPODEY. SLEEP IT OFF

            http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/4446370/flip-the-cup-booty-clap-o.gif

          • Sir Roderick Spode

            Do you ever stop masturbating ?

          • El Martyachi
          • El Martyachi

            Sorry that last URL was to long for disqus to render properly. Here ya go..

          • Justin St.Denis

            would you stop jerking off your semi-brain and get your arse off to bed. Real Canadians get pissed off at little pissants like you, flaccid Rod.

          • Justin St.Denis

            Indeed, try effing off completely. Your contributions here are without merit by all appearances.

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  • Clausewitz

    Here’s the real truth……..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiSv26OFQl4