It’s a ‘Shoeish conspiracy’: Twitter mocks British Muslim campaigner after he claims MOSSAD sneaked into his home and stole a single shoe

A British Muslim campaigner faced online ridicule after he claimed ‘Zionists’ had sneaked into his home and stolen a single shoe.

In a public Facebook post, Asghar Bukhari, a founding member of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee UK, said someone had tried to intimidate him by taking his footwear as he slept.

He wrote: the ‘game was simple – to make me feel vulnerable in my own home’, before adding ‘it is not the first time I have heard this happening’.

He ended by urging readers to share the message.

Within hours, the rant had prompted dozens of mocking tweets, with the hashtags #MossadStoleMyShoe and #ShoeishConspiracy trending on Twitter.

  • Minicapt

    The MOSSAD has been accused of using such techniques since the mid-70s. Apparently, the Mohammedans have now learned about such.


    • I know I lose lots of socks.

      • Alain

        I know what you mean. They go into the wash and never return, or at least one of them.

        • Martin B

          Now you know that all your missing socks are at Mossad HQ in Tel Aviv.

          • Alain

            Thanks for the tip.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I can’t keep track.
          I buy twenty pair of the same and just wear them interchangeably until there’s only one left.

  • Exile1981

    First off these accusations of things going missing or being moved are also signs of hauntings and of dementia. So it’s just as likely that these two “leaders” are going nuts or that the victims of islam are haunting them.

    Secondly if mossad is sneaking into your home… I’m pretty sure you won’t be waking up or if you it will be in a different location somewhere.

  • Xavier

    Normally I’d accuse the dog, but this sounds like good old inbred insanity.

    • The Dog is innocent!

      • Rosenmops

        Absolutely! Don’t get the dog involved in this.

  • Waffle

    So Dusty has British cousins:

    • Ha!

    • Alain

      Such a beautiful cat. I love Siamese cats.

      • Waffle

        Dusty now has to do community service for his crimes:

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Siamese cats are fuckers.

      • Maggat


        • El Martyachi

          … he’s a snowshoe anyway.

        • Alain

          Yes, when I was younger, late teens and early 20s I had a few different ones (not at the same time) and they were wonderful. My experience was that they were loyal and in many ways more like dogs than other cats.

          • Maggat

            Had four altogether, lovely and rewarding animals—-but they are a handful. lots of stories I could tell about those cats.

    • His purrloining is purrrrfectly diabolical!

  • Oh, Hi, Its me, Asghar. Never mind! Just realized, its all been a silly mistake on my part. It seems my room mate was using it. Actually, he was installing explosives in it. I’m sending this from my phone. I’m heading out to Heathrow now. Really. just forget the whole thing. No harm done. Yet…

  • Norman_In_New_York

    He didn’t throw the shoe at Cameron?

  • just a thought

    Its not the shoe he wants, but the strawberries he was hiding in it.

  • Rosenmops
    • just a thought

      phunny 🙂

  • Waffle

    I don’t know why Mossad would use human agents when the animals they train are so efficient — attack sharks, video-taking vultures. . . so cat burglars would make perfect sense in a situation like this. Besides, the zoological resources are a lot cheaper — they’ll work for food.

  • UCSPanther

    Funny. Whenever Mossad has snuck into the house of a targeted terrorist, they don’t bother with his shoes. They just leave him stone dead…

  • Minicapt

    Dr Gerry Bull reported such ‘episodes’ in the weeks/months before his life came to a shuddering halt. His assassination was probably Arab-instigated, and the MOSSAD was trying to warn him off.


  • Jack Dwyer

    Frankly, I’d sack any agent who sneaked into this creep’s environs and didn’t either shoot or kidnap him…!

  • truthdareisay

    Hey Bukhari….See that water bottle on your desk… Now you don’t. Signed. “The Mossad” 🙂

  • Gary

    I infer that this makes muslims look pretty stupid because anyone could come in and rob them .
    Can’t believe that 1,800,000,000 muslims fear 7,000,000 Jews that have so much power over them , any Corporation on earth can only dream of having control over almost 2 billion customers.
    Gotta hand it to those jews.