Anyone Up for A Bad Porn Video Made By That Crazy B*tch Emma Sulkowicz?

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***UPDATE AT BOTTOM***

I debated even posting this, but I decided that it was in the best interests of an informed public that I do so as it raises serious issues.

Oh, who am I kidding? It’s porn disguised as art, which because of who made it, makes it news. Really, it’s one of the most salacious attempts to reset the “15-minutes of fame” egg-timer that I have ever seen.

Having said that, it’s not good enough to be porn, but not quite weird enough to be a full-fledged performance art piece either. It’s just pathetic and dumb and the product of a diseased mind that under today’s lowered, no – make that obliterated standards,  passes as some kind of social commentary or maybe even the raising of awareness. It does neither. Keep in mind that this woman almost certainly received college credit for this porn film too as the whole mattress dragging thing was also her college project that she needed to graduate.

The real fun begins in the comments section (just overlook the cruder remarks) which is at 2,600+ and growing, where if you are patient, you can find all kind of interesting information about her allegation that never really made the newspapers. Somehow she didn’t bother to report, or to make public her allegations, until she found out that her accused rapist was getting married. Which kind of explains why even her own university, with their relaxed standards of evidence, blew off her accusation as baseless.

Now, with that kind of intro, here is a link to the VERY work-unsafe site that contains the video. It’s BYOBB (Bring Your Own Brain Bleach) stuff, so consider yourself warned.

UPDATE: Sandra Leong, Emma Sulkowicz’s MOTHER, is hyping her daughter’s porn video on her Facebook page!

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  • Sir Roderick Spode

    No way am I going to watch that. i did read a critique of it by a gay bloke Who pointed out that if that is the quality of fellatio straight men are getting no wonder they turn to jerking off to porno and sex game videos. That got a chuckle.

  • Tom Forsythe

    If I didn’t watch the ISIS beheading videos, I am certainly not going to watch this.

    • Millie_Woods

      ‘Beheading’.

      You did that on purpose, didn’t you?

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    You chickens!
    Actually I got about a third of the way through and then hit the fast forward button.
    Not as bad as I imagined it would be, but still nowhere near approaching good either.
    The comments are the best part in something like this.
    There are a few social justice warriors and their beta male faggot friends, but they are getting swarmed by the 4chan crowd.
    Like watching Elephants getting bled-white by mosquitoes.

  • Thank God I have to go to work;)

    • Justin St.Denis

      Watch it later if you want to KILL ten minutes of your life off. Or consider that I watched it for you, can assure you that it is neither “art” nor is it very good “porn”, Emma Sulkowicz couldn’t fellate a hamster if she tried, both “actors” (incl. Emma) are physically unattractive, Emma appears to like getting fucked up the ass

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Who is that male actor?
        He has a near textbook-perfect dad body, for a 50-year old.

  • The__Hammer

    Well, you cannot unsee what has been seen.

    This is interesting, apparently she edited the film a bit. The original may have opened her up to a lawsuit:

    http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/08/is-mattress-girl-editing-her-sex-tape-to-dodge-a-lawsuit/

    • kkruger71

      I would think that it would be too late now. She released the video online, the original now exists out there. If he does sue her and want to use this video as evidence, he will be easily able to find the original.

  • kkruger71

    And the video is just bait for her next “project”. From the comments on her moms Facebook, someone posted saying she will turn the comments on the video into her next project, to which both her and her mom “liked”.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      I can’t help but think that the comments they pick won’t be representative of what a lot of the 4-Chan crowd left on that site.
      The comments about how difficult the video was to fap off to (but somehow they managed) were the funniest.
      Really, that thread is like the “Woodstock” for the all the 4-Chan trolls.
      The fappening II

      • kkruger71

        Of course. They’ll pick the occasional one that suggests violence, and if there aren’t enough of those, I’m sure some anonymous posts will magically appear that are the perfect example of what she is looking for.

        • Justin St.Denis

          You got it!

      • Justin St.Denis

        I suspect she will get fucked by a dog, then a small horse, in her next “art” project.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Paris Hilton and Kimmy K don’t know how to give head either. But at least Kimmy takes in the ass like a pro.

  • BillyHW

    You know it. I know it. We all know it. But why can’t all of us admit it publicly?

  • Exile1981

    WTF what kind of my promotes her daughter porn tape, especially when the tape is her daughter acting out a rape fantasy for internet weirdos.

  • Last night, I watched a program about Rev. Majed El Shafie’s attempts to rescue Christian and Yazidi women from sexual abuse at the hands of ISIS. It is infuriating that this torture is allowed to continue.

    Emma Sulkowicz is a stupid b!#ch who generates attention solely for herself and treats rape with as much gravity as an avant-garde art project. She should recede into irrelevance. That’s the nicest thing anyone can do to her. Otherwise, push that stupid b!#ch out of the way. There are real victims out there to worry about.

  • lolwut?