Pakistani cleric says women who wear jeans are to blame for earthquakes, terrorism and rising inflation

A Pakistani Muslim cleric has become an online laughing stock after claiming that women wearing jeans are to blame for devastating earthquakes, acts of terrorism and rising levels of inflation.

Maulana Fazlur Rehman, who is also leader of the junior party in Islamabad’s ruling coalition, said ‘immodest women’ are responsible for a whole host of recent disasters around the world.

The hardline politician – who reportedly described the Taliban as ‘our brothers’ – went on to compare women who do not fully cover their bodies in robes to weapons of mass destruction, before urging Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif to carry out a military operation against women who wear jeans.

  • tamale

    Are you implying they are not?

    What about black denim hijabs or black acid wash (pun intended) burkas?

  • Norman_In_New_York

    And we are supposed to take Islam seriously as a religion?

    • Gaian

      No. islam is not a religion. It is a violent, criminal ideology that uses religion to inspire fear and terror (resulting in compliance to even the most absolute idiocy) to gain control over people. Never mistake islam for a religion.

  • bverwey

    How about all those goat foucking mooselimb males with a giant hard on’s … don’t think that might be the cause of those earthquakes? I’m still waiting for my palms to become pregnant from wanking off too much ….. fools.

  • Alain

    Here in the West we have those claiming that all these things are caused by global warming/climate change, so who are you going to believe.

  • Martin B

    This is why Pakistani clerics have to wear their diapers on their heads, because their brains are so full of shit.

  • ntt1

    Good thing the old pervert never scoped out yoga pants, his goat flock would be walking funny for weeks

  • Frau Katze

    These Pakistani clerics are constantly staying stupid things. They must the top of the Islamic world.

    Or maybe it’s because several English-language news sites…who knows what they’re saying in, say, Tajikistan?

  • Raymond Cameron

    He forgot to add that jeans were invented by a Jew. How can a pious muslim avoid blaming The Joos?

  • Mal

    Put a microphone in front of a retardate; what do you expect?

  • Jay Currie

    Well, yoga pants on anyone over 160 pounds…an earthquake is the best we can hope for.

  • bob e

    he’s talking about the 300 lb black women that are a fixture in
    society. whether we like it or not .. bring on the tonnage ..

    i also think mebbe’ this iman guy’s hand got pregnant ..

  • Censored_EG

    One can always blame Levi Strauss, a German Jew from Bavaria, for denim jeans. This would go over very well in muzzie propaganda speeches.

  • tom_billesley

    Djinn jeanie?