John Kerry hospitalized in Switzerland after breaking leg in bike crash

Secretary of State John Kerry, who takes his expensive racing bike with him as he travels the globe, crashed said racing bike earlier today while in Switzerland for the next round of nuclear talks with Iran.

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Riding a bike? Wouldn’t that make him a target for assassination?

  • Martin B

    As if his foreign policy wasn’t totally lame to begin with.

    • tom_billesley

      Will he walk with a lurch now.

  • andycanuck

    It’s okay. He’s in “stable” condition.

    • Clink9

      Why the long face?

      • tom_billesley

        A long face suits a stable.

        • Clink9

          Wilbur!

    • Maggat

      He should be locked in a stable.

  • JoKeR

    Why would he be a target of assassination when he is the best friend any terrorist could have?

    He might only be at risk from American patriots if he was bicycling in the US .

  • Waffle

    He should have stuck to sailing.

  • andycanuck

    They shoot horses, don’t they?

  • G-d

    It was supposed to be the neck. Sorry guys.

  • Maggat

    Femur, damn, I thought it read cranium.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Paging Chevy Chase.

  • truthdareisay

    They could fix his leg, but his brain… beyond repair.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      We are supposed to be decent and feel sorry for him.
      But, his actions have caused people to die.
      So, I don’t.

  • just a thought

    As talented at biking as he is at everything else? Or was it an “exercise-equipment malfunction?”

    • Raymond Cameron

      Sabotage: someone removed the two small wheels at the back.

  • robins111

    Sounds hinkey to me… Non payment of Mafia debts. the Muzzies getting tired of his bullshit.. the possibilities are endless…

    • just a thought

      Clumsy oaf.
      “The simplest explanation is always the best one.” – Occam’s speed bump

  • moraywatson

    A “bike” accident? I heard that a wheel fell off his tricycle.

  • Chris Marcellus

    I wonder if he will claim a Purple Heart for it.

    • Clink9

      Don’t give him any ideas.

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      That’s funny!

  • Norman_In_New_York

    It looks like there will be another extension on the nuke agreement deadline.

  • Minicapt
  • DMB

    Here is the footage of John Kerry falling off his bike. LOL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJXU7EVXs2A

  • dswami

    It would have been a great blessing for the world if he broke his neck.

  • db

    Perhaps this is God’s way of telling him to sit down and shut up. Too bad it wasn’t his brain pan.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Does anyone know of a day when Kerry wasn’t in Paris or Geneva? Has he actually BEEN in the US in the last 2 years at all?