While Hillary Slept

Only the most conspiratorial among us suspected that the State Department’s decision to release a tranche of Hillary Clinton’s private emails on the Friday before a long holiday weekend just might be an effort to bury the revelations. Well, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

The journalists who combed through the emails learned, among other things, that State officials spent quite a bit of their time investigating leads sent to Clinton via her longtime associate Sidney Blumenthal. Though Barack Obama’s White House blocked Clinton’s request to add Blumenthal to her staff at State as a speechwriter, it seems that the Clinton confidant served as a key outside advisor to the former secretary of state.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    Blumenthal is an alcoholic creep who backs the rabid Israel-hating of his JINO son Max.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Queen Hillary will have the first entirely privatized presidency that operates completely outside the scope of the ‘government’ or law.

  • Clink9

    Dear Abby,

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. He must have a girlfriend in every State. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, plays golf, hangs around golf clubs and private clubs, while I am constantly on the road and have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me and even hints that I may be a lesbian.
    What should I do?
    Signed: Clueless

    Dear Clueless:
    Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don’t need him anymore!
    You’re running for President of the United States.
    Act like one.

    • Frau Katze

      Perfect!

      • Clink9

        A friend just sent it today in an email.

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