Blazing Cat Fur
Plane steward jailed for smuggling fake passports into Birmingham Airport
When I saw the picture, the first thing that crossed my mind was: “Are those the semen-stained shorts of mohammad the pedophile prophet of Islam for sale on KAJIJI? I wonder how much the Saudis will bid?”
The first thing that crossed my mind was: “Before they saw the passports, did they think that they had caught another underpants bomber”.
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife
tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample.”
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells, “WHAT? What did he say? What’s he want?”
His wife yells back, “He needs your underwear.”
The ruler should be very vertical.