Isis ‘tourist guide’ gets a poor review

A brief guide to the Islamic stateA British jihadist who skipped bail and claimed to have fled the UK to join Isis in Syria has purportedly released an e-book guide targeting Western recruits that compares territories under the extremist group to a “plush holiday resort”.

Full guide below.

A Brief Guide to Islamic State 2015

  • Normally I would go to museums on my holidays but seeing as museums have been destroyed by ISIS…

  • Dana Garcia

    And for fine dining, they have Coco Puffs.

  • Raymond Cameron

    A Nigerian chef will soon open a restaurant in the place.

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    This seems a good thing to me, enhances the roach motel effect. Really make these war-torn shitholes attractive to these POS. Then they can get bombed. 🙂

  • They promise fat ice cream to everybody who visits. I won’t be surprised if Lonely Planet picks up this guide. The conclusion is ominous:

    “So in finishing, as the Islamic State army edges closer and closer to Damascus and Baghdad, as a lion stalks its prey, watch closely at how defeat eats away at the loser, because these two cities are just appetisers. When we descend on the streets of London, Paris and Washington the taste will be far bitterer, because not only will we spill your blood, but we will also demolish your statues, erase your history and, most painfully, convert your children who will then go on to champion our name and curse their forefathers.”

    • DavidinNorthBurnaby

      In other words, kill the bastards there or kill them here. Thus it has always been.