A Nigerian restaurant has been shut down after it was found to be serving human flesh

When police raided the restaurant they discovered human heads that were still bleeding, with the blood draining into plastic bags.

A priest who ate at the restaurant was alarmed when presented with a bill of 700 Naira, or roughly $4.40 (Tens of millions of people in Nigeria subsist on less than $1 a day).

“The attendant noticed my reaction and told me it was the small piece of meat I had eaten that made the bill scale that high,” he said. “I did not know I had been served with human meat, and that it was that expensive.

I know that’s the bit that would have caught my attention. h/t Ace

  • I’m not eatin there again.

    • Clink9

      I’ll give it one more try.

    • dance…dancetotheradio
    • Norman_In_New_York

      As Yogi Berra said, “Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It’s too crowded.”

    • MRHapla

      Who’s on the menu today???

  • Xavier

    It’s priest. Have a little priest.
    Is it really good?
    Sir, it’s too good, at least!
    Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh,
    So it’s pretty fresh.
    Awful lot of fat.
    Only where it sat.

  • DD_Austin

    This puts new life in an old leftist slogan

  • just a thought

    …”police raided the restaurant [when] they discovered…”…they weren’t getting their cut of the profits?

  • Brett_McS

    Free Range is more expensive.

  • Maggat

    Didn’t take long to slide back into cannibalism, did it now?

  • Boko Haram’s halal restaurant. Coming soon to Toronto.

  • BillyHW

    Someone owes Mel Lastman an apology.

  • eMan14

    Now we know where ISIS sent the bodies.

  • Minicapt
  • Xavier

    Alright, where’s Captain Renault? Heads will roll!

  • MRHapla

    There goes the IPO for Soylent Green franchises,,,,,,,,,,,,