I Am Woman Hear Me Whore

One of our current morons masquerading as a sage last week said of Bruce Jenner, “If he says he’s a woman, then she’s a woman.” So, if I say I’m a cantaloupe, then I’m a cantaloupe?

  • WalterBannon

    I say I am the ruler of planet earth. Everyone send me a check for 5$ now. That is all. Stand by for further instructions

    • Uncle_Waspy

      The cheque is in the mail, Emperor!

    • El Martyachi

      I humbly request a position as minister of the interior.

  • ntt1

    Wavy Gravy said it best back in the late 60s,; “stay away from the brown acid man.”

  • Chatillon

    There is no greater summing up of the situation, IMHO, than the following:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

  • canminuteman

    I am sure this is just an act by someone who is shameless enough to do this for personal enrichment.

  • UCSPanther

    Modern culture is a joke. It is just one largely mindless orgy of hedonism, and sadly, it is what society these days likes.

    To be fair to many Eastern Philosophers and Religions though, I am sure many of their monks and other adherents were face-palming at the mockery that western hippies were making of their faiths…

  • John

    I bet he’ll commit suicide in a few years time.

    • UCSPanther

      The Kardashians should just vanish from the spotlight. I’m so tired of those three sisters and their vapid, whoring entertainment, their mother and her playing of the “evil matriarch drama queen”, and Bruce Jenner with his “tomgirl” sideshow…

  • El Martyachi

    Just open any screen, newspaper, magazine and wherever you look, you see female flesh spread out before you to the point of ludicrousness. Everywhere one glances there’s flesh, flesh, flesh… bosoms, butts, bellies, front cleavage, rear cleavage.

    She says it as though it’s a bad thing! I see no downside.

    Besides being paramount attractors of carnal curiosity, women are being touted for many and all positions of authority. They seem to be running everything. Everywhere you look there’s a woman at the helm. Are we morphing into an oligarchy of matriarchs? State Department, civil service, VA, SEC, Fed, IMF, AG and the IRS’s Lois Lerner… CEO’s, COO’s, etc., etc. The only person the DNC can dig up for their Presidential candidate is a shop-worn, date-expired, known-liar and obfuscator. And, voila, guess what?… it’s a woman!

    Oops. Yeah that downside…

  • BG

    Not to sound all Alex Jones or anything, but I’m beginning to think this is all about mind control. If you can get people to believe that a man is a woman, or vice versa, then you can get them to believe, and possibly even do, damn near anything.

    In Bruce Jenner’s case, I think the clitorous envy theory espoused in the article is bang-on, and that’s exactly what I’ve been thinking since I first heard about this.

    Or, to go back into Alex Jones territory, someone is paying him a shitload of money to do this because he’s got himself one hell of a media platform through which to disseminate the transgender narrative.

    • El Martyachi

      It’s dated, and hosted by a crank from proto-Alex Jones territory, and done more as a performance for a paid audience, but the kernels of truth remain there. Except that the puppet masters aren’t so discernible today.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX3EZCVj2XA

    • UCSPanther

      I don’t think there is a organized conspiracy of any form with the degradation that modern pop culture has taken on. Historically, societal cultures go in cycles, where intellect, class and talent are held in high regard for one era, but then get scoffed at and replaced with mindless hedonism, lowbrow vulgarity and vapid stupidity in another.

      What we are seeing is the “low cycle”, similar to what has been seen many times in history during decline eras. Ultimately, nobody will remember who the Kardashians were in 50 years, but quality material from before and after will still be sought after.

  • Gary

    For over 20 years a man in my area would wear women’s slacks and panty hose with slip on low cut shoes and rouge on their cheeks plus perfume and a blouse. Nobody cared because he wasn’t out to make a statement, but about 2 years ago when the NDP and HRC’s got they Trans-gender and Cross-dressing Rights into Law , this guys now dresses like a man with blue jeans and runner like a average male in the area.

    There must have been some internal mental health issue for attention and to be different because once he had the Right to be like that and his types were the norm now , he didn’t turn str8 because we hear how it’s a issue from Birth.
    Take a look at Svend Robinson , he dumped his wife for Politics and claimed he was gay. He crusaded for gay rights and gay marriage while in the NDP and finally got it.
    So what did he do while having is boy toy young partner, the pressures on the get married as a gay couple and yet he goes out and steals a $60,000.00 item at a closed Auction preview session right on Camera to be guilty guilty guilty as if to find an OUT with a criminal record.
    He plays the Victim of a mental Illness to scam the Media and Jack Layton , but then gets Probation and can still get married to his boy toy partner.
    So he gets a job from the ECO- Industrial Complex to fly off to a place outside of Canada to suddenly HIDE from the media when the PressTitute whore loved to make an a$$ of him self in Parliament of public to make the 6:00 pm news because it was always about Svend’s plight in life.

    The next scam will be middle class White str8 females that claim there is a Black African lesbian in side them and they will get the NDP to demand Human Rights protection for them as being equal to Black and Homosexual.

  • eMan14

    If I believe myself to be a millionaire, am I one? One look into my wallet is to diminish my self esteem and for me to develop feelings of being oppressed. Which would further cascade downward as I can no longer pay my bills for my excessive spending habits. Sort of like a government.
    So therefore I would probably be charged with theft or embezzlement, or even something more serious like a thought crime.
    Would I then be in a position to force the government through a Human Right’s Travesty to give me the money so that I can lead a normal but delusional life?

  • MyQHFilly

    Mr. Jenner, you are insane. Mutilating your body will NOT make you a woman, contrary to what all the leftoid enablers are telling you. My condolences on letting your mental illness destroy your life and reputation.

  • Palidor

    I just wish the media would give some attention to the existence of transregret.

  • “So, if I say I’m a cantaloupe, then I’m a cantaloupe?” LOL!

    • JoKeR

      No. But how about if I call you a cab?

  • Every man has male genes in him and every woman females genes – this is the genotype. Changing the external appearance of a man’s or woman’s body (phenotype) does not affect this deeper physical reality (leaving aside psychological aspects) – it is futile. Moreover, so far at least, a woman cannot be made to produce fertile sperm and a man cannot be made to have ovules and give birth – these are also reality checks. Transgender people are deluded and those who support such things are only harming them.

  • J. C.

    Now, now Bill… 😉