Lindsay Lohan Goes Full On Sharmuta

Next stop the Islamic Sate?


Lindsay Lohan

  • Clink9

    It draws in all loons. Time to get fitted for the garbage bag.

  • Xavier

    Now why didn’t I see that coming?

  • Dana Garcia

    She has issues with self-control, therefore the all-encompassing behavioral controls of Islam are appealing to a ditz like her.

  • Yusuf_Al_Kafir

    I wonder who thought of this public relations stunt?
    ‘Staged’ would be an understatement.

    It’s one thing to ‘find religion’ after a wrongdoing.
    It makes you look oh so remorseful.

    But, finding Islam?

    Remorseful annnnd tolerant!


  • lolwut?

    Drugs are baaaad, mmmmmkay,

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Can we get rid of all the Mexicans?

  • eMan14

    I don’t think we would lose much if she did convert.

  • Poor girl. Blessed with physical beauty (for a while) – but cursed with moral and intellectual stupidity. Can’t have everything.

    • Blacksmith

      I wonder how she was raised.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I’m thinking being a crack smoking alcoholic drunk driving topless slag is not a good fit for the Religion of NO Fun Evah.

  • Blind Druid

    I hereby volunteer to snip her bean. Joking – I’ll just do the pre-op inspection.