ISIS in the closet…

Big Gay ISISIsis terrorists share ‘highly charged’ homosexual texts

A British jihadist fighting in Syria for Islamic State (Isis) terror group has shared explicit homosexual messages with other terrorist suspects, it has been claimed.

According to The Times, counter-terrorism experts have uncovered “highly charged” texts revealing stronger feelings than what’s been termed as “strong heterosexual bonding” among the terrorists.

Police sources said if the men were found out, they would face immediate death by the Muslim extremists as homosexuality is punishable by death under strict Islamic law.

A source said: “In a sense it should come as no surprise that radical Muslims can have suppressed feelings as much as any other section of society.”

Experts also fear homosexuality intolerance within the British Muslim community is forcing young gay Muslims to fight for jihad as a way out.

  • Petey

    I wonder if our own security services could hack these messages and out the poofy jihadi, or even just spoof the messages. It would be fun to watch the results.

    • That may be the whole point of this article;)

      • Petey

        Thought of that. It’s a looking-glass world, isn’t it?

    • lolwut?

      Better idea would to have actors posing as gay lovers of people who traveled to Syria and Iraq making videos pleading them to return home.

      • DavidinNorthBurnaby


        • lolwut?

          Oh, we have an out of work actor.

          You’re hired!

          • DavidinNorthBurnaby

            Sadly, I’m older than dirt with a face like a catcher’s mitt. Even jihadi loons wouldn’t buy it.
            But you know, if Jian Ghomeshi gets convicted maybe they could work it as his community service. 🙂

  • moraywatson

    A polygamous and totalitarian society. What could possibly go wrong with that?

  • mobuyus

    Well well well, who would of ever in a million years thought…gay muslims?

  • Hard Little Machine

    Being on the DL is super prevalent in the Muslim world. Everyone knows that.

  • Uncle_Waspy

    Omar: I very much enjoy the sight of your firm buttocks before me as we fight our glorious Jihad!

    Achmed: I have a large RPG launcher for you, my friend….in my pants!

  • DMB
  • mauser 98

    toldya Barry was funding them

  • DavidinNorthBurnaby

    “Experts also fear homosexuality intolerance…”
    Who the hell are these “experts” and what is their area of expertise?

  • I knew that they were closeted.