Vienna traffic lights changed to gay couples to capture Eurovision mood

Gay-themed traffic lights are getting Vienna in the mood to host the annual Eurovision Song Contest later this month – and the hope is they may even improve traffic safety.

Dozens of traffic lights in the centre of the Austrian captial have been programmed to show male or female gay couples with hearts – in red for stop and green for go – replacing the usual single, gender-neutral figure.

The campaign is intended to present Vienna as an open-minded city and also to improve traffic safety in the hope the unusual symbols will attract the attention of drivers and pedestrians, a spokesman for Vienna’s city lighting department said…

Trigger warning: pictures of Conchita Wurst at the link.

  • OMG, it’s not a joke.

    • BillyHW

      I appreciate how those trying to advance the rights of homosexuals don’t try to ram it down our throats or anything.

  • El Martyachi

    Wow that’s really great and PERFECTLY NORMAL, HATERS.

    Speaking of Conchita Wurst.. s/he/it has gotta be on Vlad’s payroll. It’s just too perfect.

    • I am so sick of it, she it brings out the wurst in me.

      • Maggat

        She,he,it doesn’t do a damn thing for my wurst.

  • eMan14

    I hope they come up with a caution sign for rear enders.

    • At least there’s no pedophile symbol

      • mauser 98

        dont give Premier Strapon ideas!!

    • mauser 98

      especially in TO,,,,nasty

  • mauser 98

    we are under daily attack

  • Maggat

    This is enough to gag a maggot.

  • The_Infidel_01

    what has alphabet sexuality got to do with singing a song? are only non heterosexuals allowed to enter this competition?

  • barryjr

    I had to go look to see what that wurst thing you warned us about was. Now someone please tell me how to unsee that short of a lobotomy.

  • Gary

    Actually , the two males are really one being trans gender after the operation from a women but had a self hating lesbian inside so she prefers gay males that like show-tunes and fashion shows.

  • Gary

    Hey, what’s the problem. My wife and I wanted 6 kids to mix up the genders and ages , when people ask us the genders we tell them we have 1 of each .

  • WalterBannon

    Fortunately there is a perfect storm coming where the left’s muslim pets will wipe out the left’s gay nazis

  • Hard Little Machine

    The lesbians will complain they get a stoplight. trigger warning.