Upcoming movie about Barack and Michelle’s first date!

There’s a plaque, you guys. A plaque.

Oh joy!


Dead ringer for Michelle, I’m sure you’ll agree.

  • Oh for cryin out loud.

  • This one is a better match for Michelle’s role.

    • Brett_McS

      But that’s not a tranny. Keep looking.

  • wallyj180

    Oh yeah, she’s a dead ringer.
    Just like the ‘Olivia’ actress was in ‘Jack’.

  • wallyj180

    ‘There’s a plaque, you guys. A plaque.’

    Not to be a nitpicker, but it is spelled ‘plague’.

    • No idea why your other comment wound up in the spam file, but I can’t seem to get it out.

      wallyj180 • 21 minutes ago
      Oh yeah, she’s a dead ringer. Just like the ‘Olivia’ actress was in ‘Jack’.

  • Clink9

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  • Drunk_by_Noon


  • WalterBannon

    On their first date she asked why his breath smelled like cum… His friend, who was hanging with them, smirked knowingly…

    • Justin St.Denis


  • J. C.

    Oh, for f*ck’s sake!

    *beats head against desk*

  • Brett_McS

    They haven’t even left office yet! This is just the beginning, folks.

  • Minicapt

    It’s been years since a film has been an Oscar winner from the first announcement.


  • HalcyonDaze

    Nauseatingly sweet but on the plus side. At least she got kissed before getting screwed, something he’s never done for the American People.

  • Ho Hum
    • G


  • David Murrell

    I thought this was a satirical post. Seriously?

  • mauser 98

    ………. stuff like this won’t be in movie

    “Michelle reportedly took two or even three lunch breaks a day, would
    disappear for hours, went on constant “personal appointments” and
    treated her work space at the City like it was an airport lounge: a
    place to go for a while to kill time where she could snack, peruse
    magazines, gossip, and talk loudly on the phone with girlfriends and
    laugh and laugh and laugh.”


  • Raymond Hietapakka

    …reminds me of McCartney wailing “Why Don’t We do it, in the road”

    • Justin St.Denis

      Among the few Beatles’ songs I can tolerate hearing without reaching for roofing nails to stick in my ears.

  • WhiteRabbit3

    My prediction is that this movie will attract more glowing reviews than actual paying audience members.