Mouse. Live mouse. Mouse with a tail. In my Canadian bedroom. In Canada.

Unfortunately this is not my cat. My cat is a ruthless assassin.

It must be spring. Sneaky Cat brought me a live mouse today. I think she means well. This is however an epic nightmare for me because I know what she’s capable of and I want pity.


Title explained for the benefit of confused foreigners.

  • no4

    Probably better than Fish. Live Fish. Fish with a tail. In your Canadian bedroom. In Canada.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Who knew jaguars could swim like that?

      • Justin St.Denis

        Too bad fish can’t run faster.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    “Under the Canadian model of cat ownership, mice are delivered free to your house.”
    Obama Campaign Speech 2008

    • Frau Katze

      That sounds exactly like the sort of stuff pols say!

  • gbk@

    The tail looks fun.

  • That is a dilemma!

  • Frau Katze


  • dance…dancetotheradio

    We had a mouse in our apartment a few years ago.
    Put a trap out for it and caught it.
    I looked at my cat and said, that’s your job.
    He gave me this look that said, I’m eighteen years old, you catch the mice.
    I’m done.

  • Waffle

    That’s not a mouse — it’s a lab rat and a big one too. Poor thing, it escaped from the lab only to get caught by a cat! Sometimes life just isn’t fair.