In Garland, We Got Lucky

Of course he was a convict.

Elton Simpson was the first figure identified in the latest eruption from the Religion of Peace™ — an attempted massacre at an exhibition of anti-Islamist cartoons in suburban Garland, Texas, which ended in the shooting of Simpson and his coconspirator, because Texas is where terrorists go to get out-gunned at an art show. Simpson and his pal are as dead as a tuna casserole — in Texas, we shoot back.

  • BillyHW

    They look very vibrant, and diverse.

  • Waffle

    This guy is one bad-ass writer. So I looked him up. Here is his Wiki page:

    But of course he’s Texan — West Texas. When you think about it, Texas has produced some amazing writers –like Molly Ivins– I used to save her columns because her style was so unique. Texas is an amazing place. I miss it.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      He’s a good writer. Good in the sense that I seem to agree with him.
      I wonder how long he will last there before the buffoons that run NR run him off for touching one of their invisible third rails of PC?

      • Waffle

        That would be a damn shame.

    • Gaian

      Texas is the toilet of the US. I have nothing but praise for the cop who shot the two mudslimes, but that doesn’t change the fact that the Texas operates under the same kind of fanatic mentality that the mudslimes use.

  • Religion of Peace™ – lol, I like that TM bit!

    I also love the Don’t Mess With Texas state slogan.

    • Waffle

      I have coffee mugs with the slogan “Life’s too short not to live it as a Texan”.

  • Hard Little Machine

    Lots of places we would shoot back. Too bad shooting back will get you sent to prison faster than anything else.