I would be afraid to date her…

And I like a girl with an appetite.

Competitive Eater Molly Schuyler Demolishes A Burger The Size Of A Small Child

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    A delicate flower that one is!

    I think it would be great, as a prank, to set her up on a blind date with some unsuspecting guy, and film the whole thing of course. Have the date go normally, with maybe her making a few innocent remarks about how hungry she is. Then when the waitress comes around to take her order, she just orders half the damn menu, and proceeds to devour it ALL when it comes to the table, just like she did in that contest.

    That would be hysterical!

  • Clink9

    That’ll leave a terrible exit wound.

    • lgeubank

      Maybe she’s also a competitive pooper.

  • lgeubank

    My thoughts:
    That’s amazing. But how in the world does she avoid choking, or aspirating that food into her airway?
    Look at her arms — she’s slim and trim. So being a competitive eater hasn’t hurt her figure.
    Not the most attractive spectator sport in the world, is it?

  • Billy

    Anal sex anyone?

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      Do they even do that competitively anymore?

  • Dana Garcia

    I fail to see the appeal of competitive eating as a spectator sport. Eating has always seemed to be far more pleasurable in DIY mode.

  • mauser 98

    dated a relative somewhere in the past
    don’t walk ..run

  • eMan14

    Does she eat hotdogs?

    • Minicapt

      34, 10 minutes …


  • Why?

    • bob e

      bm .. eman14 is just getting a little ahead of himself.. i’d say.
      oh christ help me

      • No, I mean, that thing that woman is doing… why?

        • bob e

          pretty deep bm .. all i know is i’m not leaving my state for
          fear of running into her ..

          she could also have some pig DNA

  • bob e

    i can only watch a little .. oh god help me