Double Plus Good: Wynne Bans Flavoured Tobacco – Promotes Sodomy For Elementary School Students

Ontario to ban all flavoured tobacco products

Tobacco Bad. Promoting sexual behavior that puts kids at greater risk of contracting HIV Double Plus Good.

  • Uncle_Waspy

    It heartening to see this provincial government tackling the tough issues.

    Sorta kinda related…. individuals in the US are responsible for financing their own health insurance, either through their employer or paying out of pocket.

    Obviously, a drinker or a smoker is going to higher premiums. But what about the promiscuous bathhouse fruitpies — does their rampant sexual activity not constitute an exteme health risk? An actuary could tell you. It stands to reason that the insurance companies made a calculated decision to take a loss there in order to avoid all the bitching and wailing from the LGBTQWERTY community and progressives.

    • Good questions.

      Will Bruce Jenner get a lower rate?

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        If judging by his driving record, he so far only seems to be a threat to others.

      • Uncle_Waspy

        Call us at State Farm, and ask about the translesbian discount! If you’re transethnic too, you qualify for even more savings!

        • Woot!

          • David Murrell

            Fur, you’re funny for a good laugh!

  • Edubeat

    Wynne OKS Flavoured Condoms– Promotes Sodomy For Elementary School Students (headlines we’d like to see)

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    No cigar for Premier Wynne.

  • ontario john

    And Goodyear is moving to Mexico because of hydro rates and GM is cutting a thousand jobs here. But hey, we have great pride parades.

  • David Murrell

    Should read: “Promoting sexual behavior that puts kids at greater risk of being raped by pedophiles Double Plus Good”.

  • FactsWillOut

    So, 10 years after Canada allows SSM, we have a lesbian Premiere forcing a curriculum written by a convicted pederast on everyone.
    Coincidence? I think not.

  • JoKeR

    Ban flavoured tabacco products, but will probably distribute free flavoured condoms to grade school kids!