Allahu Akba…Owowowowowooooooooooo!

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  • Dave

    I hope it hurts, mother f*cker!

    • sounds like it did;)

      • Justin St.Denis

        He was squealing like a little girl.

        • Norman_In_New_York

          I’ll bet he was live leaking in his pants.

  • Minicapt

    I didn’t feel anything; did you?

    Cheers

    • El Martyachi

      … uncomfortably numb.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        un numb

  • dagawker

    The greatest event in the MSM reporting of jihad in the last twenty years!

  • bob e

    shrapnel in the ass mebbe’ .. hum

  • mauser 98

    that wasn’t in the recruitment video

    • Ha!

      • Raymond Hietapakka

        He uses that digit for his ass, AND the goat’s too…Sahib is a real Mr.Tidy-Bowl.

    • Raymond Hietapakka

      Billy doesn’t look too happy…

      • mauser 98

        blame him?

      • lolwut?

        He’s thinking… “Maybe accepting that carrot was a baaaaaaad idea”

    • Rosenmops

      A gay marriage wedding picture.

      • lolwut?

        7th gender?

    • phuque uguugle

      wasn’t it supposed to be NZ where the sheep were nervous

      • mobuyus

        Sadly, sheep and goats are nervous every where.

      • mauser 98

        NZ? they are lucky.. try Syria

    • The Goat

      Haha, stupid sheep.

  • dance…dancetotheradio

    Goddamn I wish that was Rick Mercer.

  • Dana Garcia

    Oops, the magical ackbars didn’t help. Tough luck, bub!

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    My guess is a 60 mm mortar round.
    Maybe a land mine or near miss by an RPG, even.
    This is almost like playing name that tune.

    • Raymond Hietapakka

      …yup…mortar…right on the roadway, behind Brian Williams(in a disguise). Another member of the cult of the eternally butthurt taking another shot right in the ass for m0E the cRaZy….Insha’allah.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        I guess that makes me a pretty weird person when I can (probably) semi-accurately guess what the incoming munitions were by the size of the bang in relation to the distance of the camera man and the tonality of the screaming injured.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          The only time I served in the military was a summer job making lunches for the new recruits at the Air Force Base.
          Had to get there by 5:30am.
          Worked until eight for coffee break.
          Lunch at eleven.
          I used to crawl the walls once we’d done our work.
          There was a cook there and she used to marvel at me cleaning the kitchen.
          Climbing the walls cleaning windows and blinds.
          And walls.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            Fat bastard just sat there like a lump in the pre smartphone days content to get his dollars per hour.

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Snack Bar!

    • mobuyus

      The way he was whimpering like Sally I’d say he may very well have lost his scrotum.

      • ntt1

        herds of goats, yet unborn, can only hope

        • mobuyus

          I hope too for those poor goats.

  • Brett_McS

    Falsetto “allah akbars”!

  • Martin B

    Sweet music to my ears 🙂

    • Raymond Hietapakka

      Dontcha just love their yodelling?

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        Once they get hit it’s omajjeeellalleee

  • Rosenmops

    This is one of the funnies things I have ever seen/heard.

  • Ho Hum

    Love the top comment on LiveLeak

    “By the sound of his new high pitched voice, he prolly got his nutts blown off.”

    Whatever happened I hope that he died a slow agonizing death.

    • lolwut?

      I’d rather die

  • RonG

    I laughed so hard. I’m such an asshole.

    • Mal

      Not at all.

    • Dana Garcia

      Yeah, I guess I need to watch it again.

    • El Martyachi

      … any chance you’re a RonG from southeastern Manitoba?

      • dance…dancetotheradio

        are you in Ma’itoba?

        • El Martyachi

          Yeeep

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            I used to hate Winnipeg until I moved back from Saskatoon.
            That’s not true.
            I loved living in Saskatoon.
            I still miss it.
            I love Winnipeg, too.
            Strange that my lifestyle was not that different in either place.

      • RonG

        I was born in Winnipeg, and I lived there a few years ago, but mostly I’ve been in southern Ontario.

        • El Martyachi

          I used to shoot pool with a RonG and we’ve lost touch. Happy Trails

  • mobuyus

    Sounds like his nuts were blown off.

    • tom_billesley

      Non-posthumous Darwin Award.

  • Everything is a game until you get shrapnel right in the body.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      One of those 82mm Russian mortar shells almost took out my son on his 21st birthday in Afghanistan.
      By the grace of God he was NOT where he was supposed to have been.
      This is what’s left over after the round goes bang. In fact, this was the exact one that had my son’s name on it.
      He took this photo.

      • Thank God he made it.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          Thank you.
          Yeah, that’s one of those things he neglected to mention until he got back. We were able to hide his entire combat deployment (until he got back) from his grandmother.
          When she found out she was kinda pissed at us all, but it was for her own good.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            I wonder some times if my son will enlist.
            He’s tried the cadets but his birthday was too late.
            And all the really good spots for stuff like shooting were gone by then.
            He got pissed off because all he was doing was showing up on a Thursday night and drilling.
            I didn’t blame him when he said fuck that.
            Surprised he lasted as long as he did.
            I would have told them to fuck off a long time before that.

          • Ron MacDonald

            I was in cadets, learned first aid, bush survival skills and how to handle firearms properly. As for time on the range once a year is the norm. I also served in the navy, we only had to qualify on the range once per year. The combat arms trades are the only trades that would fire weapons regularly.

          • I’m sure he thought nothing of it having had to dodge this and that every day.

      • Good news, that was close.

  • WalterBannon

    GOOD, I HOPE THE FUCKER BLED OUT SLOWLY

  • ntt1

    my little girl cried that that once when she was stung by a wasp at the age of four.

  • Santos2

    Was it the guy with the mic or the cameraman filming him who got hit and is squealing like a stuck pig, or is it a combination of both of them? I hope both. Is that so wrong? 😉

  • Hard Little Machine

    I’m sorry sir we can’t help you if the only thing you tell us is allawah akbar.