MAYBE D.A.R.P.A. Really is Using Alien Technology?

My question is: does D.A.R.P.A. only research projects AFTER they have come up with a super-cool name for it, or have they enslaved all of the talents of Madison Ave to come up with the awesome acronyms?

I thought that force fields powered by “lasers” and “impenetrable man sized barriers” (BlockADE) in a can would be hard to top, but that was last week. Today we have steerable smart bullets that can hit moving targets. Some Brits are freaked out by this display of American hegemony and calling these new freedom bullets “terrifying” but they said that about our “killer robots” of democracy too, so I don’t listen to them anymore.

Now that’s enough of an intro, it’s time to meet the Extreme Accuracy Tasked Ordnance (EXACTO).

  • SDMatt

    How long before yet another Obama screw-up sees them in Mexican drug cartel and ISIS hands?

    • I think the Baltimore Yutes now have it.

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        Apparently the “protestors” and “youths” have looted many police shotguns from those abandoned and burning police cars.

        I’m sure they will turn them in during the next buy-back program.

    • mauser 98

      not screw up.. thats the plan

  • Ken

    As long as there’s an IslamoNazi at the end of each flight, I don’t see a problem with this.

  • BillyHW

    It feels like the future already.

  • Raymond Hietapakka

    Will the bullets come in different colours? …like Iranian Taupe? N.Korean Sunshine? Wounded Knee Red? Hand me a mag of Blond Lebanese….