MAYBE D.A.R.P.A. Really is Using Alien Technology?

My question is: does D.A.R.P.A. only research projects AFTER they have come up with a super-cool name for it, or have they enslaved all of the talents of Madison Ave to come up with the awesome acronyms?

I thought that force fields powered by “lasers” and “impenetrable man sized barriers” (BlockADE) in a can would be hard to top, but that was last week. Today we have steerable smart bullets that can hit moving targets. Some Brits are freaked out by this display of American hegemony and calling these new freedom bullets “terrifying” but they said that about our “killer robots” of democracy too, so I don’t listen to them anymore.

Now that’s enough of an intro, it’s time to meet the Extreme Accuracy Tasked Ordnance (EXACTO).

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