Women with incredibly bad decision making skills suddenly realizes face tattoos not a great idea

‘I’ve made myself unemployable, now pay me benefits’: Woman with six stars tattooed on her face says employers won’t take her seriously (and she wants FREE laser treatment)

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  • k1992

    Somehow, I don’t think getting her tattoos removed will help her too much.

    • It boggles the mind.

      • Mickey Oberman

        I really think the mind was boggled before she started.

  • tom_billesley

    No worse than a lot of birthmarks.
    She’s too stupid to use concealer for the interview?

    • That’s gonna take crack-filla.

      • tom_billesley

        … or a burkha

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          ding ding ding ding ding

        • Miss Trixie

          *snicker*

        • Frau Katze

          Good idea!

  • Clink9

    It sounds like a fake “Onion” story. But it isn’t. There are legions of her type.

    • Sad sad sad our world.

      • Clink9

        Years ago it was expected people would work and claw their way out of a crap life towards a better one. Now it seems we live on a huge Jerry Springer set surrounded by people racing to the bottom.
        We can just live as well as possible. The rest can go to hell.

  • Dana Garcia

    Maybe she could get a job at a Harley Davidson dealership. She does have that hawg look.

    • Ouch;)

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      I thought it was Ian Astbury.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Or. Mrs. Potatohead

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          Does she sell sanctuary, too?

          • Justin St.Denis

            LOL

  • tom_billesley

    Jobseekers in the UK have in fact had tattoo removal funded by the taxpayer since 2002, “in exceptional circumstances”. Perhaps she’s not exceptional enough.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8503547/Taxpayers-fund-jobseekers-tattoo-removal.html

  • barryjr

    Forget the tattoos remove her ovaries before she breeds.

  • Uncle_Waspy

    Decades ago, a tattoo used to mean “Stay the hell away from me!”. Now a tattoo means ” Ask me about my parents’ divorce!” (Although in this chav-ette’s case, her parents were probably never married in the first place).

    People of her ilk are so very confused. They spit in the face of conformity, but they want to be accepted by the mainstream.

    • Justin St.Denis

      That “chav” reference is spot on & is the reason it’s now too late for GB.

  • Blacksmith

    I would say she should try for a job in the porn industry but from what little is revealed in the pic I say no chance of that.

  • Shebel

    At least she is pretty except for the fact that she has almost no neck.

  • Xavier

    ISIS has people who can fix that.

    • Frau Katze

      Full burqa is a good cure.

      • Justin St.Denis

        Not a cure per se, but it sure covers the symptoms of stupidity.

  • The__Hammer

    Silly girl. She should have checked the Tattoo Location chart. The face tattoo falls under the “I will never have a job that pays taxes” category.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-CVQ2ZdhpqJ4/Tys_ogE9wKI/AAAAAAAAAmI/tUNBNn3eEOc/s1600/tattoo+chart.png

    • Uncle_Waspy

      Nice chart. Just a small quibble……the forearm tattoos are not necessarily a gainful employment disqualifier. I’ve started noticing more and more police officers sporting tats. In fact, a recent article on BCF posted the pic of a Toronto cop at some silly grade school anti-bullying rally with the full sleeve tattoos.

      https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/toronto-police-officer-dyes-hair-pink-to-fight-115944641918.html

      Facial tattoos are another thing. They might be fully acceptable 20 years from now. But for now, the facial tattoo tells people you’re either A) a dangerous psychotic, or B) an emotional Chernobyl retard.

  • What a silly cow.

    • Justin St.Denis

      Why so resrespectful of cows? Cows give us milk, yogurt and cheese. This THING gives us a pain in the arse. There’s a difference! 😉

  • Shebel

    Her right eye looks rather vacant . Her lower lip and chin both look a little weird .
    The tats are probably her best feature.
    Does she speak in any type of discernible lingo?

  • Miss Trixie

    Yup. She’s pretty stupid and a typical taker but lookee here! This lunatic’s gone OFF the rails!

    CAUTION! Facial mutilation pics of an incredibly schtoopid twatwaffle:

    http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2015/02/fan-has-nose-cut-off-face-tattooed-so-hell-look-like-red-skull/

  • JoKeR

    Those face tatoos are no big deal.

    Now the one in her pelvic regions that reads, “It’s only a cold sore”, that’s a whole different matter!

    • Justin St.Denis

      ROTFL

  • Miss Trixie

    “Queen’s pawn to left nostril.”

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    http://guff.com/epically-life-ruining-tattoos

    🙂

    https://jeckenroad.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/dumb_tattoo03b4c3.jpg

  • Theodore Dalrymple/Anthony Daniels “It occurred to me, however, albeit in a moment of uncharacteristic weakness, that the prison in which I work should offer a tattoo-removal service for its involuntary guests. After all, even recidivists would be better placed to find honest employment without their marks of Cain.”

    http://www.city-journal.org/html/5_4_oh_to_be.html

    • Frau Katze

      Tattoos look ghastly to me. All of them, wherever they are. I’m too old to change.

      • Justin St.Denis

        I’m with you there. But I also admit I am a “clean freak” and tattoos look dirty to me.

      • My feeling is that they’re okay if you are Quint, and the tattoo testifies that you were on the Indianapolis when it sank, having delivered the Hiroshima bomb, after which you survived several days

        • Frau Katze

          I’d agree there.

  • Allan

    Stupid crunt. You did it to yourself, now get out of it yourself. Taxpayers don’t owe you a living and don’t have to give you money to remove the tattoos.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      It might just save the taxpayers money to just foot the bill.
      Throw in a free hysterectomy too and give her a $50,000 bonus for that as well.
      Money well-spent I say!

  • Mickey Oberman

    Every day we see more and more proof that P.T. Barnum’s famous saying grossly underestimated the stupidity of humanities lollipops.