On Earth Day Say a Big ‘Thank You’ to Gaia For Fossil Fuels

This is Earth Day’s 45th anniversary and it’s also – according to Earth Day Network’s somewhat optimistic website – “the year in which world leaders finally pass a binding climate treaty” and “the year in which citizens and organizations divest from fossil fuels and put their money into renewable energy solutions.”

To which there is only one sensible answer and it consists of three words:

Ain’t. Gonna. Happen.