Because: “Photon Cannons” Are Even Better Than Sharks With Friggin’ Lasers!


General Atomics’ Tactical Laser Weapon Module AKA: The Photon Cannon

The thing in this picture isn’t a photon torpedo. But, it’s close. It’s a photon cannon, currently under development by General Atomics. Small, versatile, and completely self-contained, it turns anything onto which you stick it into a powerful laser weapon. And at just two cubic meters in volume, you should have no trouble mounting it on the roof rack of your Volvo.