Thinking about another woman while having sex with your partner makes your children gay, declares Iranian cleric

An Iranian cleric is teaching his followers that thinking about another woman while having sex with your wife will make your children gay.

Ayatollah Hossein Dehnavi, a celebrity preacher in Iran, made the speech to a packed auditorium of men and women in his home country.

It is the latest controversial teaching put forward by Dehnavi, who also warned that if women did not wear the hijab – the veil covering the hair and chest – properly, they could inadvertently cause some men to become homosexual.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    “…who also warned that if women did not wear the hijab – the veil covering the hair and chest – properly, they could inadvertently cause some men to become homosexual.”

    Iranian Women CAN’T be THAT ugly!
    Can they?

    • I think he said that Iranian women should cover their chest hair.

  • moraywatson

    So I’m guessing that if you have four wives, all of your children will be pedophiles.

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      I wonder how Islam handles the subject of group sex with all your stinky, mustached wives all at the same time?
      I’ll have to look up the fatwa for that one.
      It’s Islam, so I think they might say no, but then again its’s Islam and so you can kind of do anything you want with your wimmin.

      • moraywatson

        Don’t forget to factor in that one or more of the wives is allowed to have been dead, but for only up to 6 hours.

        • Ewwwww!

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Yeah, you can drop by for one last ‘cold one’ but I didn’t know that they put that 6 hour limit on that.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          I did forget that one.

          • moraywatson

            As an easy rule of thumb: if it’s morbid it’s halal; if it’s cute like puppies it’s haram.

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  • mobuyus

    No wonder they’re all queer. And no wonder the left loves islam.

  • Rosenmops

    He is probably as queer as a three dollar bill himself.

  • Petey

    Well, that explains my sons.

  • Hard Little Machine

    I’m not sure he understands how sex works.

  • Edubeat

    _so that explains all the girlymen in our schools’ primary classrooms. I thought it might be something in the water here.

  • Petr

    Listening to morons like this makes you muslim.

  • MannieP

    This is why they will never be anything more than venomous sand fleas.

  • Ridiculous. There are no gays in Iran. That crazy midget said so.

  • Raymond Cameron

    If you think about your goat what happens to the children?

  • Ron MacDonald

    Another graduate of an Islamic coconut college.

  • Norman_In_New_York

    And if the packed auditorium believes him, a certain bridge connecting Brooklyn and Manhattan is for sale.

  • k1962

    They are the dumbest of dumb.

  • Alain

    Okay I think I get it, but what happens if he thinks about another man while having sex with one of his wives?

    • Minicapt

      “Tran-sex-ual-i-ty” …

      Cheers