Are you smarter than a Singaporean high school student?

According to the Post this is blowing everybody’s mind. Actually, if you approach it without getting freaked out thinking “OMG what if I really am a moron after all and Asian brats are laughing at me?!?” it really is just a process of elimination. Meh. Explanatory video at link.

This is the one that always gets me. She is spinning clockwise, and if you don’t agree you obviously have brain damage from vaccinations just like Robert Kennedy Jr. says.

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    Look very closely at the spinning model and notice that her silhouette has nipples!
    After that realization, I forgot what I was supposed to be looking for.
    Sorry.
    Is that silhouette of Cheryl?

    June 18 or May 19 (WAG), I’ll just wait until Cheryl calls me up and bitches at me for forgetting her birthday, then I will blame both those two idiots (Albert and Bernard) for telling me the wrong date.

    • They’re not real nipples. They’re not really even pictures of nipples. They’re just little quasi-invisible black blips, spinning clockwise. What’s the attraction?

      • Drunk_by_Noon

        What do you MEAN they are not real?
        Then what’s the point!?

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            That’s the nicest present anyone has ever given me!
            Well, except for that one ex-gf that used to dress up like the Easter Bunny and then let me…

          • Well, who isn’t turned on by the Easter Bunny?

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            It’s one those things that once you experience it… well, let me just say that it was consciousness raising.

            My life is now divided into two epochs.
            Before the Easter Bunny trick, and after the Easter Bunny trick.
            Kind of like that Cure song: “Just Like Heaven”

            “Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
            The one that makes me scream”, she said
            “The one that makes me laugh”, she said”

          • Zaba

            ….. it was consciousness raising…….
            Whoa!
            Where were you starting at??

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            You mean what end?
            There are certain questions a gentleman does not answer.
            🙂

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            That song has the best intro ever.
            Even better than Cars by Gary Numan.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            One odd thing about all of these New Wave bands from England is that all seem to have met at art school and so many of their songs have reference that I’m only now getting, 30-years later.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            One of the most difficult things about many of those bands is filtering out their obvious marxism so long after the fact.
            The Housemartins wrote a good chune or two but their politics were shite.
            Even when I was making six hundred bucks a month and living in a two hundred dollar cockroach infested bedsit twenty years ago I knew they were off.
            I was always a conservative even when I was Down And Out In Downtown Winnipeg.
            Actually, most of the bands I liked were fucking marxists.
            It bugs me because to get where they were they had to have ambition and drive and a desire to set themselves apart.

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            Their politics were utterly retarded, unless you were 15 and kind of stupid.
            You could tell they were people that never looked at the deductions on their paystub from a minimum wage job.

          • Voodoo Chile gets my vote.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            I’m not in the tank for Stevie Ray.
            Maybe it is the Colin James and Jeff Healey effect.
            Fucking CanCon subjects me to that shite every fucking day at work.
            I hate the blues.
            It’s unoriginal.
            The Rolling Stones have been pretending they were black for fifty years.
            It wore off after their last decent record, Let It Bleed.
            Forty years ago.

          • Jay Currie

            Plus 1

            Last good Stones album.

            But Keith’s bio is well worth a look. He had a brilliant ghost: James Fox.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            I’ll look it up.
            By the way, it’s hard to get a plus one out of you.
            I’m well chuffed!

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            Also, all these years later I am still wondering what really happened to Brian Jones.

          • Jay Currie

            Google tells me to look in the direction of Frank Thorogood… It’s the handyman wots done it.

            A better guess is that Jones had, relative to Keith, a bit of a thin skull for drugs and booze. As do we all, relative to Keith.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            To Keith, yeah.
            It just occurred to me that all that Paul is dead nonsense was related to Brian Jones drowning in his swimming pool.
            Seems quite crass if it’s true.
            Always put the Beatles above that type of stuff.

          • Jay Currie

            On reflection… Might it not have been better if Paul was dead after Abbey Road… Imagine no Let it Be, it’s easy if you try…

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            Yeah, sigh, but I really love the Wings album Ram.
            And Venus and Mars.
            And the Rockestra Theme from Back to the Egg.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            By the way, I love checking out your blog, Jay.

          • Hendrix.

          • dance…dancetotheradio

            For everyone who thinks the Human League were some sugary pop invention of producer Martin Rushent, there was an earlier version of the Human League that made this Futuristic Noise called Empire State Human.
            Fetch more water,
            Fetch more sand,
            Biggest person,
            In the land.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apnRojgtmXs

          • eMan14

            Your birthday too?

          • Drunk_by_Noon

            No, not really.

          • Is it your birthday? Happy Birthday!

          • eMan14

            Yes, and thank you.

      • eMan14

        Looked like nipples to me too. And she was spinning clockwise… until they said she was spinning counter clock wise.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          I can never see her spinning the other way.
          I don’t know why.
          I could never see those three puzzles they put in the funny papers on the weekend, either.
          But then, astigmatism.

          • I can sometimes see it for a few seconds if I catch it out of the corner of my eye.

  • Jay Currie

    I fear she will always be anti-clockwise for me. I tried to focus on the spinning nipples, round and round they went. Counterclockwise. I shall have another glass of wine and try again.

    • That’s the spirit!

    • Drunk_by_Noon

      You need to be more Zen-like with it.
      Don’t concentrate on which directions the nipples are spinning, just be thankful that that they are there.
      Sort of like a mid-day fieldtrip to “The Kandy Kat” when you are supposed to be working, and all the dancers are dressed like Catholic school girls.
      That kind of Zen.

      • Jay Currie

        Got it.

        I have always thought the whole Catholic Schoolgirl thing was a sort of koan.

        Now I know.

        Thank you Master.

        • Drunk_by_Noon

          Be at one with the universe Jay.

          You know, a koan about strippers… would be a koan people would remember.
          It would be the Charles Bukowski of koans!

          • Jay Currie

            Well, Master, the only kaon I am aware of on the topic is:

            She dates drummers

            I have meditated upon it for many pints but have yet to understand its import.

        • dance…dancetotheradio

          Forgive my ignorance.
          Whatsa koan?
          I’ve only recently figured out meh.

  • tom_billesley

    “Bernard: At first I don’t know …”
    I guess they’re not trying to teach English grammar.

  • Zaba

    Lower that gaze and watch just the inside foot…….