The ISIS Lonely Hearts Club

The ISIS Lonely Hearts Club: British fighter ‘Hungry Hamza’ and his undateable friends moan about being unable to find a jihadi bride in Syria

  • Drunk_by_Noon

    ‘Hungry Hamza’ stop eating the Yazidi sex slaves!

    • dance…dancetotheradio

      Hungry hungry hippoes.

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  • WalterBannon

    The need to marry some dirt.

  • Barrington Minge

    Never mind boys, lots of goats and camels to be had…more your level anyway.

  • lolwut?

    Simple, when you see a goat, Swipe right

  • Ed

    Well playing stinky finger with each other won’t bring on the brides!

  • Ghost of Ed

    That’s why kidnapping is an ISIS policy.

  • ntt1

    I can see tough times ahead for any domestic livestock in this territory. But that has always been a legitimate option for muslims.

  • Gaian

    islamic men are soooo ugly! (the women are even more ugly, that’s why they keep their faces and bodies hidden).