Rolling Stone tracks down Haven Monahan playing for Duke as “Grayson Allen”

unnamedThe Blue Devils beat Wisconsin for the national title, and college basketball’s blue bloods come out on top once again.

…Here are a couple of things I learned about Grayson Allen by perusing his bio on the Duke basketball website: He graduated cum laude (of course he did) from something called the Providence School, a place that defines itself on its own website as not just Christian, but “boldly Christian,” in case you enjoy your Bible study with a side of audaciousness…

I already dislike Grayson Allen (a bit player for the Blue Devils all season who put up 16 points last night), and as I write this, I’ve known who he is for about an hour. I already want to see him fail in some publicly humiliating fashion, merely because of the uniform he is wearing. He is every over-entitled, Izod-clad jerk I’ve ever come across in a bar, and I want him to spill his celebratory sparking cider.

Is that overly harsh? Well, screw it. I can’t help it right now, Grayson. I’m caught up in the moment…

The Grayson Allens of the world will always win…


WTF?

*Haven Monahan: A name invented by “Jackie” of the UVA scandal, reported by Rolling Stone.

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