‘He has a special sense of humour’: Taliban publishes bizarre biography of ‘charismatic’ one-eyed leader Mullah Omar

The Afghan Taliban has published a bizarre biography of their ‘charismatic’ supreme leader Mullah Omar – praising the one-eyed terrorist’s ‘special’ sense of humour and love of grenade launchers.

In a clear attempt to counter the growing influence of ISIS in the central Asian country, the Taliban propaganda release lavished praise on the extremist in celebration of his 19th year as leader.

The Taliban have reportedly seen defections to ISIS recently, with some insurgents expressing their disaffection with the one-eyed warrior-cleric who has not been seen since the 2001 US-led invasion.

  • Brett_McS

    He needs a make-over. Maybe a hook for a hand?

    • Surele Surele

      Don’t ruin the Captain Hook’s image.

  • cmh

    He’s likely been dead for a decade

    • Brett_McS

      As was Bin Laden, no doubt, killed in Tora Bora, years before President “I killed Bin Laden” came on the scene.